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[TD1]

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Taw, it's too soon for us to move in together! And you never told me you had a son! You never tell me anything!

[Tawa]

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Taw, it's too soon for us to move in together! And you never told me you had a son! You never tell me anything!

This is also the fanfic where Toady and I played video games together before I even knew his name, I cave in my garage so that nobody finds the Figurine of Urist McDwarf (nobody hears the explosion because they were looking the other way), everybody gets into a fighter jet called the Eagle after KosS warns us that Toady's armies are coming, and I have an epic showdown in a mall that turns into one of the strangest love scenes ever written.

It is, in no way, canon.

[Tiruin]

Spoiler: Arachnophobia warning! (click to show/hide)

Harvestman mites!

Yes, they're mites. They only have one body segment.

Oh goodness. This reminds me of my early childhood.
I had arachnophobia (well, undeveloped fear--I do recall how I developed that fear, actually. I saw a spider web gleaming in the sunlight and wanted to touch it, but then a thought said 'No :I'. Then the media of spiders = scary bite bite rawr many legs came in. I was 5 then)

Then this thing came along by my bedside!
"Spider?"
"No. Legs."
"One, two, four, six. Six legs!"
"Not...spider?"

The funny thing is I usually thought that things which...y'know, looked like that and were bigger than ants were spiders. Even some kind of...harvestman mite with wings which I thought was a mosquito at first?

Thank you anatomy knowledge. >_> <_<

[KingofstarrySkies]

Then the media of spiders = scary bite bite rawr many legs came in.

Oh, Tiruin. Never change.

[FearfulJesuit]

I just read an article about krokodil.

I mean, I've read about it before, but it's newly terrifying every time I read about it.

[Lightningfalcon]

I just read an article about krokodil.

I mean, I've read about it before, but it's newly terrifying every time I read about it.

Krokodil is my go to shock image source.

[Orange Wizard]

It makes me wonder why there's a market for the stuff. Unless you're crazily suicidal/masochistic and want to have your flesh slough off the bone...

[i2amroy]

This is like really late, but:

Harvestmen cannot bite (humans), end of from what I've read. There's not even a single species of harvestman that's venomous.

Mythbusters did a thing on it that involved Adam sticking his arm into a tube with some of them:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

The bites caused, and I quote, "a mild, short-lived burning sensation". It's probably more just from the irritation of being bitten then any sort of venom that they carry.

[McDonald]

Oh god, I tried out this fanfic maker, and it turned out I'm bisexual, KOSS is my husband, Caroline and Orange Wizard are lovers, Toady had his head chopped of by me using a katana, and I'm an angel.

Do you want individual quotes or the whole thing?

[GiglameshDespair]

It makes me wonder why there's a market for the stuff. Unless you're crazily suicidal/masochistic and want to have your flesh slough off the bone...

It's a lot cheaper and easier to make than heroin.
Gotta get their fix, even if it comes with necrosis.

[Lightningfalcon]

It makes me wonder why there's a market for the stuff. Unless you're crazily suicidal/masochistic and want to have your flesh slough off the bone...

It's a lot cheaper and easier to make than heroin.
Gotta get their fix, even if it comes with necrosis.

Yep.  Normally you stat out doing heroin, and then move on to melting your flesh off.  I doubt that most people start out with that stuff. 

[TD1]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

"Hahahaha! siad MaximumZero. "Yur powers do nothing against my super-evil. And you don't even know why...."
"Why?"
"I'll tell you why!" says MaximumZero with lingering evil in his voice. "It's because the dragon.... is secretly your father!"
"My father?! Noooooo! What have you done?!"
"I have turned your father into a dragon!"
"Noooo what have you done?!"
"I have turned him into a dragon! And now you will suffer too and be enslaved by this special spell I have prepared just for you!"
And with that last sentence, MaximumZero pointed a single finger at Taw and a purple blinding streak of lighte went from his fingertip, onto the He of the Awesome Spells.
"Arrggh!" Tawarochir muttered in pain. "Arrthuhgh!"
He of the Awesome Spells"! said Vector, "Noooo!"
And King of Starry Skies ran towards MaximumZero and smacked him  in the face.  The spell stopt absuddenly! And with that, He of the Awesome Spells's dad was also freed from his prison in dragon form!

[KingofstarrySkies]

Oh god, I tried out this fanfic maker, and it turned out I'm bisexual, KOSS is my husband, Caroline and Orange Wizard are lovers, Toady had his head chopped of by me using a katana, and I'm an angel.

Do you want individual quotes or the whole thing?

u fukken wot

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

"Hahahaha! siad MaximumZero. "Yur powers do nothing against my super-evil. And you don't even know why...."
"Why?"
"I'll tell you why!" says MaximumZero with lingering evil in his voice. "It's because the dragon.... is secretly your father!"
"My father?! Noooooo! What have you done?!"
"I have turned your father into a dragon!"
"Noooo what have you done?!"
"I have turned him into a dragon! And now you will suffer too and be enslaved by this special spell I have prepared just for you!"
And with that last sentence, MaximumZero pointed a single finger at Taw and a purple blinding streak of lighte went from his fingertip, onto the He of the Awesome Spells.
"Arrggh!" Tawarochir muttered in pain. "Arrthuhgh!"
He of the Awesome Spells"! said Vector, "Noooo!"
And King of Starry Skies ran towards MaximumZero and smacked him  in the face.  The spell stopt absuddenly! And with that, He of the Awesome Spells's dad was also freed from his prison in dragon form!

Now that sounds canon.

[Helgoland]

It makes me wonder why there's a market for the stuff. Unless you're crazily suicidal/masochistic and want to have your flesh slough off the bone...

It's a lot cheaper and easier to make than heroin.
Gotta get their fix, even if it comes with necrosis.

The horrible thing is that with the same main ingredient and a little bit of not-too-advanced chemistry one could make much better things...

[Arx]

I realise I'm a little late on it, but the fanfic maker fed with stuff from the religion threads is golden.

Arx knew that he had to use his religious debate to get the Bible but it would explode if he didnt believe in himself enough. Cryxis stood ready with his weapon in his hand . Arx concentrated firmly and then carefully but powerfully unleashed his religious debate. 

It worked! The shielding around the Bible desolved like knife though hot butter. It was amazing how Arx's use of religious debate was effective against Th4DwArfY1's inconceivable powers.

You heard it here first, folks. If I don't believe in the Bible enough, it will explode.