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[Knit tie]

I could be the ultraradical rabid fanatic butcher who is formally unaffiliated with the faction, but is secretly funded by it and frequently used to dispose of political opposition.

[KingofstarrySkies]

...

I leave for a weekend, and you all start waging war.

God. Dammit.

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

...

I leave for a weekend, and you all start waging war.

God. Dammit.

Well yhea.
Obviously.
Which side are you taking?

[Worldmaster27]

I'll take whichever side offers me more cookies and free stuff.

Then I'll get that stuff and defect to the other side and claim what they were offering me, plus extra because I defected from the other guys.

[KingofstarrySkies]

I take the side of SHUT THE FUCK UP YA WANK 

[TD1]

Ah, the oppression Faction.

A wise choice.

[Helgoland]

I could be the ultraradical rabid fanatic butcher who is formally unaffiliated with the faction, but is secretly funded by it and frequently used to dispose of political opposition.

Oh Knit, it'll be a pleasure doing business with you.

[itisnotlogical]

I fell asleep lying on top of my hand, with my thumb poked into some leg artery. I woke up with my hand and foot completely numb, tried to stand up in a panic and nearly fell flat on my face.

[IcyTea31]

Try to move and stretch them around as much as you can for a while so you get blood flowing into them. Doing so stings a little, but just try it. If it doesn't work, you might need a doctor.

[itisnotlogical]

Nah, it's fine now, it was just sort of frightening when I woke up. Thanks for the concern though

[timferius]

I've woken up before, gone to scratch my nose, then have been puzzled as to why my had did not, in fact, scratch my nose.
Then turn, check to make sure it is, in fact, still attached. Lift it up with other hand, watch it fall.

[Fniff]

"NO ESCAPE
NO GOD
NO WAY OUT
GHOSTS OF MARS
THEY'RE IN YOU
THEY'RE BEHIND YOU
THE-"

what the hell was this doing on the things that made you laugh today thread

[Loud Whispers]

The difference between horror and comedy is very difficult to see when you're having fun.

[Bohandas]

"NO ESCAPE
NO GOD
NO WAY OUT
GHOSTS OF MARS
THEY'RE IN YOU
THEY'RE BEHIND YOU
THE-"

what the hell was this doing on the things that made you laugh today thread

"...four of the players began testing the floor, suspicious that he had fallen in a sinkhole, while the fifth immediately declared shenanigans and told the others that I hadtricked them into a Call of Cthulhu campaign..."

[KingofstarrySkies]

I would've. Actually, roughly halfway through I would've just screamed I CAN'T FUCKING DO THIS ANYMORE and bailed.

I am coward.