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[TD1]

One Descan a day keeps the Canadians away.

[McDonald]

I broke a nail>It's going to get infected>I'm gonna die!

Nooo ^ooo _ooo ooo!

[Arx]

The only solution is to submerge it in hydrogen peroxide.

Or just keep it clean and covered.

[timferius]

The only solution is to submerge it in hydrogen peroxide.

Or just keep it clean and covered.

Hydrogen peroxide fizzes, that's the extent of it's healing power. Fire is the one true cleanser.

[McDonald]

Dwarves don't know hydrogen peroxide, and magma is the only true cleanser.

Keeping it clean and covered is for babies!

[Gentlefish]

Peroxide fizzes because its reacting to your fleshy bits, which is why it stings.

Sure it kills bacteria but it also fucks up the natural healing process.

[timferius]

Peroxide fizzes because its reacting to your fleshy bits, which is why it stings.

Sure it kills bacteria but it also fucks up the natural healing process.

I have heard reports that it is rather poor at the bacteria killing.

[McDonald]

Peroxide fizzes because its reacting to your fleshy bits, which is why it stings.

Sure it kills bacteria but it also fucks up the natural healing process.

Peroxide decomposes into oxygen and water on contact with blood (and potatoes), and oxygen is what kills bacteria. At least that's what I heard.

[Xantalos]

Oh, I'm nowhere downtown thank goodness. (not sure if clear, but this is in Ottawa). Still pretty spooked, usually a pretty quiet city.
EDIT:
Cops reporting one shooter dead, at least 1 or 2 more on the loose downtown. Possible shooter on roof somewhere. No reports of other casualties yet.

Video, possibly of the first shooter going down (no visual on target)

EDIT 2: All the schools are on lockdown in the city, including my daughters. She's not too close to downtown thankfully, I hope she's doing ok...

Oh for goddamn it

[timferius]

Press conference. Basically, ongoing investigation, no confirmation on identity of suspect or victim that both died. Still securing site. etc. etc. Man, the press are bad at taking turns.

[Arx]

Much less terrifying than timferius's, but smelling burning that could be plastic when your computer is the only thing that might be burning in the room is worrying. I think it's the neighbours, fortunately.

[Descan]

One Descan a day keeps the Canadians away.

... I *am* Canadian...

Wait, why am I being deployed places?

[Tawa]

So you can pillage said places intensely.

[LordSlowpoke]

* LordSlowpoke deploys deschan on a seismometer

* LordSlowpoke cackles maniacally

[TD1]

One Descan a day keeps the Canadians away.

... I *am* Canadian...

I know.

You kill one Descan a day. Keeps all Canadians away. The killing is usually in the form of deployment.

Did I not make myself clear?