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[Slayerhero90]

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Wot.

Mostly?
The usage of the colors of black and red to describe the sound is incorrect.

[IronTomato]

I fucking hate procrastinating.
"Oh, all I've got for homework is this essay, but it's due close to the end of the week. I can wait a while."
*this morning, I check my planner*

Due date: October 9th

* IronTomato 's glasses crack and he sheds a single tear of blood

[Eric Blank]

Don't worry! Its perfectly possible to write a decent essay in under an hour while under pressure! I always procrastinate on my essays!

[timferius]

http://news.nationalpost.com/2014/10/09/swarm-of-800000-bees-emerges-from-attic-killing-arizona-landscaper-injuring-others/

Who was the poor sap who had to count all the bees...

[LordSlowpoke]

"estimated to hold"

reads you

[timferius]

"estimated to hold"

reads you

Yes, I did see that, but then I couldn't make a joke about it. I wonder how one estimates bee population.

[TamerVirus]

Kind of like how one counts the jellybeans in a jar

Magical guessing

[Darvi]

"All of them."

[Eric Blank]

I like how the fellow called to exterminate them happened to be named Jesus.

"We're being attacked by a swarm of angry bees!"
"Call Jesus."

[timferius]

Who else would walk in to a place literally DRIPPING bees.

[TamerVirus]

JESUS SAVES....you from a horrible death by bees

[TamerVirus]

I can only imagine eveything violently combusting....including you.

"This girl is on fire" indeed

[Spehss _]

Goddess

Doesn't have the same ring to it, I'm afraid.

What about "I am the hottest goddess around! I'm hot as hell!". And imagine it said in a super deep voice with an echoing ring.

[Kadzar]

Goddess

Doesn't have the same ring to it, I'm afraid.

Sure it does. You might have to emphasize different words, but it totally works.

[TD1]

Nahhhh, one expects a Goddess to be Aphrodite.

One does not expect it to wield Hellfire into a pit of bees.