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[hops]

Not so much terrifying t'me, but I figure someone might appreciate it: No idea what's being said, but pictures are worth many words.

...She slept with a rubber ducky?

Pregnancy is going to be fun.

[Cthulhu]

Watch Dogs is not a very good benchmarking game for a new rig.

The graphics corruption in the menu gave me palpitations.

[TD1]

Not so much terrifying t'me, but I figure someone might appreciate it: No idea what's being said, but pictures are worth many words.

...She slept with a rubber ducky?

Pregnancy is going to be fun.

And so Donald Duck was born, with rage in his heart.

[Putnam]

I think a bomb just went off on the road behind my house.

[Graknorke]

I think a bomb just went off on the road behind my house.

What kind of bomb?

Something like an IED, or the kind of thing in an explosive weapon, or..?
Then again, you probably don't know yet.

[Putnam]

Nono, it's an IED, I know that. The only reason I think a bomb went off at all is because I knew there already was one.

[Graknorke]

The only reason I think a bomb went off at all is because I knew there already was one.

* Graknorke backs off slowly.

[freeformschooler]

http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/1283/do-some-tumors-contain-the-beginnings-of-a-baby

The tumor we're talking about here is called a teratoma. At one time teratomas (which are usually benign) were thought to originate in some sort of embryonic or quasi-embryonic cell gone wrong. But most experts now consider them a type of germ-cell tumor — in this case a tumor involving an egg. Though the egg is unfertilized, tumor-driven cell division results in a lot of the same stuff you see in a developing fetus, including cartilage, bone, teeth, hair, brain tissue, and sometimes even bowel, skull, vertebrae, and eyes. It's all chaotically arranged and bears no resemblance to an actual embryo. Nonetheless, since larger teratomas can weigh several pounds … well, I suppose all cancer is pretty weird. But this kind is weirder than most.

AUGH

AUUUGH

AAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH

[TD1]

....

"I'm not a tumour, I'm a baby!"

Has never been a more relevant quote.

[JoshuaFH]

And just think, when you go through the lifethreatening procedures to kill the cancer, you're also subjecting the cancer to mortal, lifeending pain that you can't personally ever hope to feel or describe.

I think that's the real nightmare scenario here.

[mastahcheese]

I...

Fuckin' tumor babies, man.

I have nothing witty to say.

[hops]

In a fit of stupidity before I am going to go to sleep, I had messaged a guy I used to crush on, and realized why this is the single most stupid thing I did.

To be fair it was just a "Hi", but still...

Somebody please kill me before he does.

[TD1]

Oh, come on, think about it....Objectively.

He's just gonna get a text saying hi. At worst, he doesn't answer. Or he does, and says hi back. No biggy.

[hops]

"Hifuckyougoawayfaggot"

(He didn't actually say that)

[GiglameshDespair]

And just think, when you go through the lifethreatening procedures to kill the cancer, you're also subjecting the cancer to mortal, lifeending pain that you can't personally ever hope to feel or describe.

I think that's the real nightmare scenario here.

Well, no. After all, all pain is a process in the brain: the cancer itself can not feel pain, even if it has the nerves to send the pain signals.