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mastahcheese

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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #9060 on: August 21, 2014, 04:34:34 pm »

Next dwarf fortress update: breaching adamantine releases lawyers who sue for property damage
Every lawyer you kill summons more lawyers suing you for killing that lawyer.
I am never playing Dwarf Fortress again.
That is terrifying.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #9061 on: August 21, 2014, 04:46:41 pm »

It was inevitable.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #9062 on: August 21, 2014, 04:57:33 pm »

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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #9063 on: August 21, 2014, 06:35:28 pm »

* IronTomato burns you all
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #9064 on: August 21, 2014, 06:47:43 pm »

* Worldmaster gazes upon the burned wreckage of Bay12.

It was inevitable...
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #9065 on: August 21, 2014, 07:55:44 pm »

* Tawarochir gets tired of ass-whooping old video games and comes back to Bay12

Dammit! Lavos got here before I could!

* Tawarochir returns to eating cold french fries
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #9066 on: August 21, 2014, 08:00:57 pm »

You can make chili cheese fries with those, just need a hotplate, some cheese, and human flesh some chunks of meat. Yeah. >_>
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #9067 on: August 21, 2014, 08:29:23 pm »

Next dwarf fortress update: breaching adamantine releases lawyers who sue for property damage
Every lawyer you kill summons more lawyers suing you for killing that lawyer.
I am never playing Dwarf Fortress again.
Wait, hold on, what if I get Schlock's lawyer contract? Where he gets paid to eat them all? Except Massey, who is his lawyer, and I call Truean for that position.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #9068 on: August 21, 2014, 10:18:29 pm »

Next dwarf fortress update: breaching adamantine releases lawyers who sue for property damage
Every lawyer you kill summons more lawyers suing you for killing that lawyer.
I am never playing Dwarf Fortress again.
Wait, hold on, what if I get Schlock's lawyer contract? Where he gets paid to eat them all? Except Massey, who is his lawyer, and I call Truean for that position.

You have discovered an eerie cavern! [...]

Horrfying lawyer noises come from the darkness below!

THOOOOOOM

You have un-discovered an eerie cavern.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #9069 on: August 21, 2014, 10:38:02 pm »

No, they were merely ceased.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #9070 on: August 22, 2014, 06:10:05 am »

I would watch the hell out of a legal drama about demons doing demony things.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #9071 on: August 22, 2014, 08:19:08 am »

Speaking of cease and desist, why do so many fan game debs follow that? Why couldn't they go underground and then 'leak' the finished project?
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #9072 on: August 22, 2014, 08:43:02 am »

i were chilling in bed with my cat just now

and suddenly said cat started to shake as if it were intensifying

so i gently shook the cat in response and it ceased

what the christ
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #9073 on: August 22, 2014, 08:45:12 am »

goddammit descan
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #9074 on: August 22, 2014, 08:46:40 am »

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