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[Yoink]

Just watched Requiem For A Dream. o_o
It's a great film, but gawd.

[KingofstarrySkies]

Just about got flattened by the horses today when I was petting our foal and younger mare when with no warning that fuckhole ducky decides to run up behind them and chase them off. That son of a bitch just about ran me over himself, too.

So wait, the duck almost ran you over?

*Koss silently stands, holding up a sign reading "I fucking told you"

[MaximumZero]

That stuff sounds waaaaaaaaay too spicy for me. Nosebleeds? Heart attacks? Good lord o__o

* Sirus stays a baby and sticks with his honey-chipotle chicken

It wasn't a literal heart attack, mind you. I just went pale, my lips went bright red. Combine that with a little bit of sweating and quick breathing to try to put the flames out, and you can see where she could poke fun at me. My daughter made fun of me for looking like I had lipstick on because my lips were so red. Good times. ^_^

[KingofstarrySkies]

Spicy food is the only food that is worth putting in your mouth and eating. All information stating otherwise is lies and is to be burned. With spicy food. Because it tastes good.

[NobodyPro]

For some reason I didn't expect Friday Night at Freddy's to have jump scares.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

I think I broke a rib when Foxy ran in and screamed at me.

[Blargityblarg]

Just watched Requiem For A Dream. o_o
It's a great film, but gawd.

It's about the most appropriate place for the word 'intense' I've come across.

[Dutchling]

Just watched Requiem For A Dream. o_o
It's a great film, but gawd.

It's about the most appropriate place for the word 'intense' I've come across.

Are you sure about that?

[Blargityblarg]

I am sure.

[tuypo1]

lsp used a full sentence

i will never appreciate sugar as much as a finnish gentleman with a psu in his sink and that is terrible

[TD1]

As noted before, it is not. It lacks the required punctuation or capital letters.

[Tawa]

Look at LSP's original posts.

They had perfect grammar and spelling.

Then he suddenly made a post without them one day and never looked back.

[tuypo1]

Look at LSP's original posts.

They had perfect grammar and spelling.

Then he suddenly made a post without them one day and never looked back.

maybe the social justice warriors sent him insane that sort of insanity can send people mad

[Criptfeind]

I think it might be the only time I've seen someone make a conscious decision to be a crazy person. But it seems to be working out for him. Gotta give props to someone for being able at least to actively change their level of sanity. Most people are stuck at one level or another.

[LordSlowpoke]

* LordSlowpoke slowly peeks out of a plate of spaghetti

* LordSlowpoke looks around

fuck this

* LordSlowpoke disappears back into the plate, leaving it as if nothing happened

[tuypo1]

* LordSlowpoke slowly peeks out of a plate of spaghetti

* LordSlowpoke looks around

fuck this

* LordSlowpoke disappears back into the plate, leaving it as if nothing happened

spaghetti has an entirely different meaning to my people (inb4 special snowflake)