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[IronTomato]

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I AM THE PAIN

BEES

[Sirus]

Oh hey, are those wasps? Man, I hate those things. Wait, what's that hand doi--
NOPE NOPE NOEP
Dx

[Ochita]

Oh hey that hands picking them up, cool!
I dont know why anyone else is getting all "oh god cleanse with fire" They're just little harmless things! That can hurt for a while, but unless you're extremely unlucky the pain is transient! And also they look sort of out of it too so.

Although honestly, something that made me sort of terrified is simply put the Ferguson situation.

((Edited for good sentence finishing.))

[Graknorke]

Oh hey that hands picking them up, cool!
I dont know why anyone else is getting all "oh god cleanse with fire" They're just little harmless things! That can hurt for a while, but unless you're extremely unlucky the pain is transient! Also probably they

Yeah, and they didn't even sting him.
Honestly they look a bit drunk there.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

They might very well be, as I recall lime juice and some others has an intoxicating effect on them.

[hops]

oh god oh god oh god why did i message my friend asking if he is actually bi from what he's telling me and i can't remove my message and now he's going to read it and he's going to see the implications and he's going to think i'm a creep and he'll avoid me

[TD1]

D) Those with allergies are actually quite common, not "Very unlucky"

[TD1]

Yes, they're very unlucky if they die. But there are plenty of people who are allergic to wasp stings, and that would make the pain more than "Transient"

[Dutchling]

What do Michelle Obama and George Zimmerman have in common?

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

also, this is not the terrible jokes thread.
welp

[Loud Whispers]

oh god oh god oh god why did i message my friend asking if he is actually bi from what he's telling me and i can't remove my message and now he's going to read it and he's going to see the implications and he's going to think i'm a creep and he'll avoid me

• Say a friend sent it
• Say you didn't mean to send it
• Stay calm
• Acquire wasps

[Spehss _]

• Stay calm
• Acquire wasps

This seems like an excellent backup plan to everything.

[Graknorke]

oh god oh god oh god why did i message my friend asking if he is actually bi from what he's telling me and i can't remove my message and now he's going to read it and he's going to see the implications and he's going to think i'm a creep and he'll avoid me

• Say a friend sent it
• Say you didn't mean to send it
• Stay calm
• Acquire wasps

I think that's all overreacting.
There's nothing to be alarmed about in the first place. Even if there are implications (which I wouldn't imagine would be particularly likely to be picked up on like that), it would make Objective look creepy.

[LordSlowpoke]

welp, time to drop out

[Graknorke]

To further school starting again fears:
This year, my mom actually has a really high chance of becoming my teacher.

I am reasonably certain that is not allowed to happen.

[Karkov]

To further school starting again fears:
This year, my mom actually has a really high chance of becoming my teacher.

I am reasonably certain that is not allowed to happen.

Teacher's kid here.  It can happen.  Nearly happened to me, got out because I can't learn anything from her (not for her lack of trying but because our methods of learning are way different and makes us get into arguments).  Knew another teacher's kid who had her mom for physics.

Not sure about the Philippines, but it can definitely happen in America.