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[mastahcheese]

I used to sleep with my eyes open.
>_>
I still do, occasionally.

[TD1]

Heh. I did that at least once.

My sister came into my room. I was sleeping with my eyes open (Dunno if I do that much or what, but meh) and made me sleep-talk on the phone to her friends.

She still won't tell me what I said :/

[Lyeos]

She still won't tell me what I said :/

Now the real question is: Did it even happen, or is she screwing with your head?
Guys. He's revealed too much. We gotta kill 'im.

[mastahcheese]

I remember waiting for my dad/uncles to pass out from drinking and start talking to them.

It was actually pretty hilarious to play D&D with my dad while he was passed out.

"...Charge the kobolds..."
"Um, they're on our side."
"...No they're not, they stole the rice... You have to charge them..."

[Graknorke]

It was actually pretty hilarious to play D&D with my dad while he was passed out.

"...Charge the kobolds..."
"Um, they're on our side."
"...No they're not, they stole the rice... You have to charge them..."

I smell a new pastime.

[TD1]

I remember waiting for my dad/uncles to pass out from drinking and start talking to them.

It was actually pretty hilarious to play D&D with my dad while he was passed out.

"...Charge the kobolds..."
"Um, they're on our side."
"...No they're not, they stole the rice... You have to charge them..."

LOL

[Yoink]

Drunken DnD? Fuck yeah!
Could even get people together in meatspace and play Dnd with them whilst doing a Drunk Fortress turn at the same time!

[BlackFlyme]

Saw a tiny hand at the back edge of my desk. And then another one. Thought I was going insane until a tiny head popped up from over the edge. Then it all made sense. Turns out a midget had snuck into the house.

Damned mice. Scared the crap out of me. Damned cats, for not doing their job.

[Orange Wizard]

My cats are too fat to chase mice.

[Mech#4]

My cats are too fat to chase mice.

Naw, they've just evolved to chasing lasagne instead.

[Dutchling]

My cat hunts mice, moles, and (in spring) bunnies.

The mole thing is actually really useful since they fuck up the garden, but being greeted by mutilated bunnies isn't a good way of starting your morning

[Knit tie]

Before my cat threw himself out of the 14th floor window, he used to be quite good at huning birds - tits, sparrows, wagtails, swallows, what have you. One time he even brought home a grouse.

[Dutchling]

Now I think about it, I really hope my cat isn't going to kill my dad's new guinea pigs.

That would be less than optimal.

[TD1]

Before my cat threw himself out of the 14th floor window, he used to be quite good at huning birds - tits, sparrows, wagtails, swallows, what have you. One time he even brought home a grouse.

And they told him he should stop there, but no. He saw that eagle juuuust above the 14th floor window and had to go for it.

[Dutchling]

No, no, silly.

The cat was bungee-jumping but didn't realize those superstitious Americans skipped '13' when numbering the floors of the building.