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[DeKaFu]

Well, you certainly have plenty of terror in your life at the moment. O.o
As such, I wouldn't recommend clicking the following spoiler until you've calmed down.

Spoiler: I WAS GOOGLING THINGS FOR THE "CUTE" THREAD THIS IS NOT WHAT I WANTED TO SEE (click to show/hide)

AUUUUGHHHH

It's just a naked mole rat man mask. D: Their teeth actually look like that.
Naked mole rats are pretty cool. Only mammal that's eusocial like ants and bees.

Wikipedia tells me they're also known as sand puppies. Wikipedia, have you ever actually seen a puppy before?

[tuypo1]

I am paranoid that one day the /b/tard part of me will slip out onto the bay 12 forms and say something stupid that gets me banned then I won't be able to hang out with you guys and that would be bad

[Tawa]

Banhammerings typically only happen when a troll or obnoxious person shows and causes a several-page problem around here. GWG's ban was supposedly after an apocalyptic-length argument that took Toady more time than usual to remove, itself after a long history of fighting; you see that Gervassen guy in the list? His trolling in the [insert gender-related title here!] thread went on for a few pages.

You'll be fine.

[Sirus]

The Toad might be a dictator, but he is no tyrant. You'd have to do something absolutely ridiculous for him to ban you after a single offense, unless you were a spambot or troll account. Since you've been around for a little while, you've got some leeway.

[TamerVirus]

I am paranoid that one day the /b/tard part of me will slip out onto the bay 12 forms and say something stupid that gets me banned then I won't be able to hang out with you guys and that would be bad

Most recent bans only occurred after long protracted fights that came from people who developed a reputation for .... Having long protracted fights. Don't be that guy and you'll be fine

[Fniff]

Knock Knock is a fucking terrifying game. I have no idea what to do and this is both frustrating and piss-scary.

[TD1]

Have you tried saying "Who's there?"

[Lyeos]

Have you tried saying "Who's there?"

By which he means shoot the first thing that moves. Repeatedly.
Then burn it's corpse.

[Fniff]

If only Knock Knock (The russian videogame, that is) was that simple. Why do horror videogame protagonists only keep lanterns and candles in their houses?

[Orange Wizard]

Because a horror game without the propensity to scare or horrify you would be incredibly dull.

[Fniff]

Or a regular game, but point taken.

[MaximumZero]

After all this years, I finally tried The Sims today, thanks to that Origin giveaway.

This is terrible.
I have absolute control over the most basic needs of some poor imaginary sod. A complete doll, a mere plaything, not even his strongest desires can be fulfilled if I am not to set the gears in motion.
And after I'm done, I simply erase him/her.

No magma, no gobbos, no glory, no insanity, just snap! and that's it. And oh dear Armok why did I spend so much time picking the right dinner chair please somebody send help




Also, I'm pretty sure they speak Hungarian.

The Horror.

If you want them to have more self control, hold Ctrl+Shift+C, and enter (with no quotes, of course,) "autonomy 100". That gives the sim free reign over all of the actions in the game, including ones that are normally reserved for the player.

[TD1]

She felt the cat mother ship re enter our atmosphere.

Prepare for a catsplosion beyond the ken of mortal men...

[Tawa]

* Tawarochir hides in his famous H.P.L.O.V.E.C.R.A.F.T. bunker with his dog and bird

[TD1]

*Scratches at the floor of the bunker*

Taw? I-I-I know we've had differences, what with me scratching your floor at times, but could you find it in your heart to let me in? Please? The cats, well, they're devouring everything and....and...Lyeos is dead, Taw, so is Worldmaster.

Please, let me in?