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[Dutchling]

Spoiler: Eye Swap (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: You think that's terrifying? (click to show/hide)

[SalmonGod]

That one bothers me less, actually.  It's too far from uncanny valley.

[Dutchling]

But there's a doll in it.

It would have been pretty terrifying even without the swap >.>

[BlackFlyme]

My barbeque caught fire last night.

[Yoink]

That's... not standard procedure?

Also: OH GODS THE CHICKEN HAS EYENOSTRILS

[Sinistar]

After all this years, I finally tried The Sims today, thanks to that Origin giveaway.

This is terrible.
I have absolute control over the most basic needs of some poor imaginary sod. A complete doll, a mere plaything, not even his strongest desires can be fulfilled if I am not to set the gears in motion.
And after I'm done, I simply erase him/her.

No magma, no gobbos, no glory, no insanity, just snap! and that's it. And oh dear Armok why did I spend so much time picking the right dinner chair please somebody send help




Also, I'm pretty sure they speak Hungarian.

The Horror.

[Orange Wizard]

Spoiler: Eye Swap (click to show/hide)

That chicken looks evil.

[TamerVirus]

After all this years, I finally tried The Sims today, thanks to that Origin giveaway.

This is terrible.
I have absolute control over the most basic needs of some poor imaginary sod. A complete doll, a mere plaything, not even his strongest desires can be fulfilled if I am not to set the gears in motion.
And after I'm done, I simply erase him/her.

No magma, no gobbos, no glory, no insanity, just snap! and that's it. And oh dear Armok why did I spend so much time picking the right dinner chair please somebody send help




Also, I'm pretty sure they speak Hungarian.

The Horror.

YOU ONLY ELIMINATE THEM BY USING A POOL

REMEMBER TO DELETE THE LADDER AND WALL THEM IN

[Dunamisdeos]

After all this years, I finally tried The Sims today, thanks to that Origin giveaway.

This is terrible.
I have absolute control over the most basic needs of some poor imaginary sod. A complete doll, a mere plaything, not even his strongest desires can be fulfilled if I am not to set the gears in motion.
And after I'm done, I simply erase him/her.

No magma, no gobbos, no glory, no insanity, just snap! and that's it. And oh dear Armok why did I spend so much time picking the right dinner chair please somebody send help




Also, I'm pretty sure they speak Hungarian.

The Horror.

YOU ONLY ELIMINATE THEM BY USING A POOL

REMEMBER TO DELETE THE LADDER AND WALL THEM IN

IT IS ONLY DECENT.

[BlackFlyme]

That's... not standard procedure?

Not when the flames are taller than the fence, no.

And I just realized that when I left work there was still someone else there. You aren't allowed to work by yourself, and I'm hoping that when I go back to the factory he won't have accidentally turned himself into a notepad.

E: Went back. He was just leaving as I arrived. Necropost-itcons are not available for purchase.

E2: Severe lightning storm. Power is going in and out.

[Yoink]

Well, you certainly have plenty of terror in your life at the moment. O.o
As such, I wouldn't recommend clicking the following spoiler until you've calmed down.

Spoiler: I WAS GOOGLING THINGS FOR THE "CUTE" THREAD THIS IS NOT WHAT I WANTED TO SEE (click to show/hide)

AUUUUGHHHH

[Orange Wizard]

That thing's pretty cool, actually. The teeth look a little bit fake, but it really is smiling from ear to ear.

Anyway, what search words did you use to find that?

[Yoink]

redwall rats with halberds

Yeah, not sure how that worked out. O.o
That image was courtesy of /tg/. I guess that explains a lot. Or doesn't. I don't know.

[scrdest]

Also, I'm pretty sure they speak Hungarian.

The Horror.

Actually, it's based on a mix of EXTREMELY broken languages (ranging from Ukrainian, through Tagalog and Latin, to Icelandic). And now you know.

[Loud Whispers]

That reminds me of pale man!