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[Bauglir]

Apparently they're having a going away party for me? Oh god oh man oh god oh man

this seems excessive why with all the attention now i feel bad for everyone who didn't get one

[MaximumZero]

Then, one day, The Internet vs Scientology becomes an actual war.

Internet wins because there's more internet users than Scientologists, and I'm willing to bet a fair number of them are incredibly good at tactics and fighting with damned near anything.

I'm not good at fighting.
I am good at not dying though.

*whistles innocently*

[Loud Whispers]

Internet wins because there's more internet users than Scientologists, and I'm willing to bet a fair number of them are incredibly good at tactics and fighting with damned near anything.

All the ones who would be good at fighting would be gone to the mountains and the forests at first sign of the new scientology order, so I wouldn't count them.

[Yoink]

I'd just fight for whoever seemed to be winning, if such a war happened.

[MaximumZero]

I'd just fight for whoever seemed to be winning, if such a war happened.

So you have my back, then.

[TamerVirus]

But the scientologists have a SPACE NAVY!

[Descan]

We have an MZ.

[Dutchling]

We also have anonymous. They'll probably be able to initiate a mass slander campaign.

Oh wait, they're already doing that. Hmm...

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[TrollZeGamer]

So its 4:20 in the morning and im in my bed, on my phone. Suddenly a huge spontaneous need to take a dump rose. I go to the bathroom. I lock the bathroom door thinking someone from my family might wake up and want to go to the bathroom. AS SOON AS I SIT ON THE TOILET, I hear someone violently move the door knob.After everyone woke up, I ask my family if it was them, all of them said no. Afterwards it was much easier to poop.

[BFEL]

We also have anonymous. They'll probably be able to initiate a mass slander campaign.

Oh wait, they're already doing that. Hmm...

I'm not sure if its actually possible to SLANDER scientologists, seeing how slander has to be untrue, and they pretty much do every bad thing you can accuse someone of

So its 4:20 in the morning and im in my bed, on my phone. Suddenly a huge spontaneous need to take a dump rose. I go to the bathroom. I lock the bathroom door thinking someone from my family might wake up and want to go to the bathroom. AS SOON AS I SIT ON THE TOILET, I hear someone violently move the door knob.After everyone woke up, I ask my family if it was them, all of them said no. Afterwards it was much easier to poop.

Have you considered the possibility that one of your family members is lying to you?

[Orange Wizard]

So its 4:20 in the morning and im in my bed, on my phone. Suddenly a huge spontaneous need to take a dump rose. I go to the bathroom. I lock the bathroom door thinking someone from my family might wake up and want to go to the bathroom. AS SOON AS I SIT ON THE TOILET, I hear someone violently move the door knob.After everyone woke up, I ask my family if it was them, all of them said no. Afterwards it was much easier to poop.

Have you considered the possibility that one of your family members is lying to you?

Or the possibility that it was the wind? That wind, man, seriously. It does things.

[Tawa]

^{_{it appears my casting of Phantasmal Killer was successful}}

[Orange Wizard]

_{^{it appears my casting of Phantasmal Killer was successful}}

He still passed the Fort save, though. You're not as good an Arch-Wizard as I was led to believe.

[hops]

So its 4:20 in the morning and im in my bed, on my phone. Suddenly a huge spontaneous need to take a dump rose. I go to the bathroom. I lock the bathroom door thinking someone from my family might wake up and want to go to the bathroom. AS SOON AS I SIT ON THE TOILET, I hear someone violently move the door knob.After everyone woke up, I ask my family if it was them, all of them said no. Afterwards it was much easier to poop.

I am disappointed by the lack of reference to blazing it.

[Tawa]

_{^{it appears my casting of Phantasmal Killer was successful}}

He still passed the Fort save, though. You're not as good an Arch-Wizard as I was led to believe.

Pfffft. Phantasmal Killa is only a level 4 spell.

^{_{this post provided by Gizoogle}}