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[Loud Whispers]

Yep, folks, we've located the source of all terror.

I kept zooming in until I was uncomfortably close to weegee and nothing happened.

[SaberToothTiger]

Well, maybe I wasn't TERRIFIED, but i'm shocked that I actually made a competent take-over-the-world plan. Including a cult. A cult based on a philosophy/religion which I already created in my mind. I'm not even fifteen, I should rather be more interested in girls than sending nuclear based annihilation towards my enemies.

[LordSlowpoke]

* LordSlowpoke shakes head

genocide is what the jazz is all about

and by genocide i mean omnicide

and by omnicide i mean throwing earth into the sun and tossing the iss into mars orbit while at it

[Dutchling]

Actual source of all terror.

[Worldmaster27]

Well, maybe I wasn't TERRIFIED, but i'm shocked that I actually made a competent take-over-the-world plan. Including a cult. A cult based on a philosophy/religion which I already created in my mind.

Wrong thread.
Would you mind explaining, in detail, how you would take over the world?

I'm not even fifteen, I should rather be more interested in girls than sending nuclear based annihilation towards my enemies.

Taking over the world is a valid way of getting girls, you know.

[SaberToothTiger]

Well, first off, register my cult. Proceed to act subtly, brainwash the followers that are higher in the hierarchy, higher you get, more brainwash you receive, try to get some followers in the government of a country with a nuclear program, proceed to get more followers-celebrities, more cultist in that government, when/if I get enough influence in there, make them drop a nuke on Crimea, because world's attention is set there, operation GTFO from the country that dropped the bombs, use this to get more influence in the US and Russia,  try to foster a war between them if I can... and I forgot the rest. But it included super viagra, so it definetely was a good plan.

[Worldmaster27]

That would work.

At least until another Malaysia Airlines plane goes down and everyone's attention is diverted to that.

May I suggest using Armok as your cult's chosen god?

[Descan]

If it helps, your plan probably is shit and has a glaring problem that anyone could see after a few minutes thinking~ <3

Every 15 year old thinks they've figured out something, whether it's taking over the world or world peace or whatever.

[Graknorke]

If it helps, your plan probably is shit and has a glaring problem that anyone could see after a few minutes thinking~ <3

Every 15 year old thinks they've figured out something, whether it's taking over the world or world peace or whatever.

Is it the brainwashing? I think it's the brainwashing.
Mind control is not easy. It's not even hard. If it was people would still have put in the effort to get people completely under their control.

[SaberToothTiger]

Well, that made me feel better, thanks.

[Descan]

Yer welcome~ <3~

[Graknorke]

Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's the bit about the cult.
A cult doesn't get influence just by existing. It needs to offer something that people feel they need from it and can't get elsewhere. And with thousands of years of human civilisation the pickings for original religious things are pretty slim.

[SaberToothTiger]

Well, actually, the main idea is pretty original, based on multiple universe theories and such.

[SalmonGod]

Every 15 year old thinks they've figured out something, whether it's taking over the world or world peace or whatever.

To be fair, there have been some decent innovations made by teenagers, and not all of them have been child prodigies.

Well, first off, register my cult. Proceed to act subtly, brainwash the followers that are higher in the hierarchy, higher you get, more brainwash you receive, try to get some followers in the government of a country with a nuclear program, proceed to get more followers-celebrities, more cultist in that government, when/if I get enough influence in there, make them drop a nuke on Crimea, because world's attention is set there, operation GTFO from the country that dropped the bombs, use this to get more influence in the US and Russia,  try to foster a war between them if I can... and I forgot the rest. But it included super viagra, so it definetely was a good plan.

But this is basically Scientology, up until the nuke-dropping.  But who knows if they might try something like that if they got powerful enough.

[Graknorke]

But we have all these thetans. The Scientologists would #rek us.