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[Eric Blank]

Its so adowwably horrifying I must cuddle it to death!

[ShadowHammer]

It is terrifying.

[Sirus]

Hey terrified thread, here's a gif of a sloth climbing out of a lake.

I laughed out loud.

[Loud Whispers]

NAV, LW, and Sirus are all now welcome in my Hyper Power Low-lying Omega Very Elder-gods' Craziness Resistant Armory for The-end-of-the-world bunker (H.P.L.O.V.E.C.R.A.F.T. bunker). Not you though, Graknorke. Your redead ashes will be put on a pedestal with LW's signature engraved on it.

There better be internet!

I actually tried to read one of the Twilight books. Mostly because some girl in my class was pissed off at me saying about it being an example of how not to write.

I've met a Hollywood writer and an actor before, they both unironically claimed Twilight was a great romance story. My opinion of Hollywood was unchanged, it had reached an absolute zero of disappointment and disregard; a superfluid of pity.

[Lyeos]

NAV, LW, and Sirus are all now welcome in my Hyper Power Low-lying Omega Very Elder-gods' Craziness Resistant Armory for The-end-of-the-world bunker (H.P.L.O.V.E.C.R.A.F.T. bunker). Not you though, Graknorke. Your redead ashes will be put on a pedestal with LW's signature engraved on it.

There better be internet!

No.
It's the end of the world.
I'm not allowing anyone to have internet when I destroy the world.
Ha!

[Sirus]

NAV, LW, and Sirus are all now welcome in my Hyper Power Low-lying Omega Very Elder-gods' Craziness Resistant Armory for The-end-of-the-world bunker (H.P.L.O.V.E.C.R.A.F.T. bunker). Not you though, Graknorke. Your redead ashes will be put on a pedestal with LW's signature engraved on it.

There better be internet!

No.
It's the end of the world.
I'm not allowing anyone to have internet when I destroy the world.
Ha!

You are a terrible person

[Loud Whispers]

No.
It's the end of the world.
I'm not allowing anyone to have internet when I destroy the world.
Ha!

How will I tell everyone the world's ending if there's no internet?

[Lyeos]

No.
It's the end of the world.
I'm not allowing anyone to have internet when I destroy the world.
Ha!

How will I tell everyone the world's ending if there's no internet?

Simple: You won't. 
Or, you know, face-to-face communication, but that won't be everyone.
Besides, if you all meet in Tawa's bunker, you'll have the only people left there! You won't need to use internet to tell them!

[Loud Whispers]

I refuse to go into meatspace during the apocalypse, it gets dangerous and full of hobos. And what if the bunker has multiple rooms? How will I communicate across them? Walking? The apocalypse makes walking obsolete!

[Yoink]

I got through the last half of primary by hiding in a corner and throwing rocks at each other until they broke. Which is why I'm good at wielding rocks.

Wait, you went to school in DF Adventure Mode?

[Orange Wizard]

I got through the last half of primary by hiding in a corner and throwing rocks at each other until they broke. Which is why I'm good at wielding rocks.

Wait, you went to school in DF Adventure Mode?

And survived it.

[IronTomato]

I got through the last half of primary by hiding in a corner and throwing rocks at each other until they broke. Which is why I'm good at wielding rocks.

Wait, you went to school in DF Adventure Mode?

And survived it.

Hands up, we got a badass over here.

* IronTomato bows

[MaximumZero]

NAV, LW, and Sirus are all now welcome in my Hyper Power Low-lying Omega Very Elder-gods' Craziness Resistant Armory for The-end-of-the-world bunker (H.P.L.O.V.E.C.R.A.F.T. bunker). Not you though, Graknorke. Your redead ashes will be put on a pedestal with LW's signature engraved on it.

There better be internet!

No.
It's the end of the world.
I'm not allowing anyone to have internet when I destroy the world.
Ha!

* MaximumZero punches Lyeos into the sun.

Hands offa mah interwebs.

[Rose]

NAV, LW, and Sirus are all now welcome in my Hyper Power Low-lying Omega Very Elder-gods' Craziness Resistant Armory for The-end-of-the-world bunker (H.P.L.O.V.E.C.R.A.F.T. bunker). Not you though, Graknorke. Your redead ashes will be put on a pedestal with LW's signature engraved on it.

There better be internet!

No.
It's the end of the world.
I'm not allowing anyone to have internet when I destroy the world.
Ha!

* MaximumZero punches Lyeos into the sun.

Hands offa mah interwebs.

KSP has taught me that this is surprisingly difficult.

[Orange Wizard]

<snippy snippy snippy>

KSP has taught me that this is surprisingly difficult.

It's just a matter of adding more boosters.