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[Teneb]

I haven't seen a scrdest reproduce, or seen anyone who has.

[hops]

Well, when a Daddy Nuke and a Mommy Nuke love each other very much they spend all night fissioning...

[LordSlowpoke]

Well, when a Daddy Nuke and a Mommy Nuke love each other very much they spend all night fissioning...

lewd af

[IronTomato]

I have never seen myself reproduce, and nobody else has either, therefore I am sterile.

[tompliss]

I don't see why that's news. They store a bunch of those extinct pathogens just in case they ever resurface again and they need to develop a vaccine or somesuch.

Yes. They do. In two specific, secure locations, which are checked yearly by the WHO to make sure it's up to snuff.

But two of their members are dead, and they already have to welcome new members for their recent concerts, how do they find time to do that ? o_O

[Helgoland]

I have never seen myself reproduce, and nobody else has either, therefore I am sterile.

Nope, you just don't get laid.

[Loud Whispers]

I have never seen myself reproduce, and nobody else has either, therefore I am sterile.

Nope, you just don't get laid.

So nukes are just need a dating website or something?

[TD1]

Fission Friends dot com.

[IronTomato]

DeterrentWithBenefits.net

[Helgoland]

drstrangelove.com
Subtitle: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

[~Neri]

I vote Fission Friends.

[penguinofhonor]

No, Helgoland wins.

[Fniff]

I don't know where my mother is, and I can't call here because it just does straight to a dial tone. Asked my brother to ring her to see if it's just my phone or not and sent her an email to see if she could get to see it on her smartphone. This is slightly freaky and weirdly reflective of another holiday I had three years ago.

[Xantalos]

Please tell me your last name isn't McAllister.

[Loud Whispers]

Exclusive: Iraq tells U.N. that 'terrorist groups' seized nuclear materials

HAPPENINGS NOW