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[SOLDIER First]

Motherfucking horseshoe crabs.

[FearfulJesuit]

Earlier today I was talking to my father about my study abroad plans in Estonia, and he advised me to be wary of Estonian women who will be set on marrying me for my American citizenship. I shrugged and mostly rolled my eyes.

Then, this afternoon, out of the blue, I received a Skype invitation from a "recently single 24/f/Miami" who asked me if I liked "college girls or cougars" and was interested in a private Skype viewing. I politely declined.

Is this a bizarre prophecy of disaster to come?

[~Neri]

That would be a spambot. I get one of those or something similar once every few weeks.

[hops]

The Guest nation attacked.

[Helgoland]

What guest nation?

[Loud Whispers]

EVERYTHING CHANGED WHEN THE FLAME WAR NATION ATTACKED

[TD1]

Being right doesn't make him happy. If the pessimist thinks "When I swim a crocodile will eat me" then sure he'll be happy when it doesn't happen. But he'll be a miserable git until then

There's a time for pessimism and one for optimism, IMO.

[Loud Whispers]

That's a fair point. But I prefer to savour hope than taste despair.

'A pessimist is either right or pleasantly surprised.'

Yeah, and he'll start hating being right.

[Descan]

Only problem I've found with pessimism is that it doesn't lend itself well to motivating one to do things... >_>

[FearfulJesuit]

Your government at work.

[ShoesandHats]

I just went to the dentist and apparently I'm going to have to have not just one root canal, but two. Fun.

[Dutchling]

oh boy

ive been hearing horror stories about those from half my family

half the reason i havent been to a dentist the last 2 years

and yes i know thats really fucking stupid

[Loud Whispers]

Your government at work.

Thanks Obama

[TD1]

Don't forget- Obama cares.

[IronTomato]

* IronTomato sweats profusely, then desintegrates into a fine pile of dust