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[Loud Whispers]

... If your penis looks like an airplane, you should probably talk to a doctor about it.

And phallic coal stacks and levers are fine though? It's all metaphors, metaphorical dicks everywhere.

[KingofstarrySkies]

ALL THE METAPHORICAL DICKS

[Tawa]

... If your penis looks like an airplane, you should probably talk to a doctor about it.

I kinda wanna sig this, but I kinda don't.

[IronTomato]

I too support phallus.

Come with me, kids, we'll all go on an adventure to Uncle Iron's Magical Phallus Palace.

[LordSlowpoke]

i would like to take this moment and voice my concern re: amount of people needing to artificially support their phalluses

i might have not had sex ed classes but i know this is not a thing that should happen

see a doctor

[Tawa]

THREAD RERAILING TIEM

There were a few highly unusual fluttering sounds about half an hour ago. I still have not determined the source.

Double post, ehehe.

[Tawa]

THREAD RERAILING TIEM

There were a few highly unusual fluttering sounds about half an hour ago. I still have not determined the source.

WAIT

THERE IT IS AGAIN

[hops]

Sounds like a bird

[Loud Whispers]

Sounds like a bird

Sounds like a plane

[BFEL]

Sounds like a bird

Sounds like a plane

Sounds like I just messed this reference up.

[LordSlowpoke]

no silly, it's superman

[Mech#4]

no silly, it's superman

Thanks, Captain Obvious. 

[Yoink]

Why are double choc choc-chip cookies so delicious? D:

[scrdest]

Tin Foil Hat Time: Would it be possible for a governing body to introduce a large amount of retro-viruses into the water supply to genetically alter the populace at large?

Not really. The body develops an immunity to retroviruses after a bit, so they'd have to keep switching it, AND the retroviruses are only successful a small amount of the time. AND the genetic information inserted tends to disappear after a few weeks, IIRC.

Furthermore, good luck getting those viruses to survive the stomach's acid in a reasonable amount of numbers.

Aaaand greatorder gets the cookie.

The way genetic modification is done is that you take the actual gene A you want to insert, but you also use another one B, which acts like an identifier - traditionally, by introducing a resistance to something, although it's being phased out.

Then you dump it all in a retrovirus, let it do its magic and then, if the gene A gets into the cell, so does gene B. You then dump the resulting cells into whatever thing you gave the modified the resistance to, and so only the modified ones survive.

The efficiency of that varies depending on many things, but it tends to be in single digits more often than not. And THEN the cell might lose the gene anyway after a while.

[Spehss _]

Sounds like a bird

Sounds like a plane

Sounds like metaphorical dicks with wings everywhere.