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Shakerag

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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #7875 on: June 27, 2014, 09:30:42 am »
Quote from: Objective on June 27, 2014, 07:22:39 am
How do you get drunk from having alcohol squirted into your anus.
I think one of the Darwin Award winners (or at least a nominee) died due to alcohol poisoning from taking it up the poop chute.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #7876 on: June 27, 2014, 10:53:27 am »
It's definitely possible. Even if you eat/drink something, you don't actually absorb it until it reaches the intestine, so the only question is from which side do you get there. Well, and the hydrolysis of various large things into small things that can be absorbed only works the proper side up, but I digress.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #7877 on: June 27, 2014, 11:54:26 am »
Quote from: scrdest on June 27, 2014, 08:48:03 am
Quote from: Darvi on June 27, 2014, 07:34:22 am
Aaaand the thread's crossed the TMI threshold.

Why does this keep happening to TERRIFIED thread of all things?
Because ponies.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #7878 on: June 27, 2014, 11:59:09 am »
Quote from: Kevak on June 27, 2014, 11:54:26 am
Because ponies.
You did it wrong!  >:(
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Quote from: Avis-Mergulus on June 27, 2014, 07:15:35 am
In Russian sauna, we sometimes pour beer on the hot rocks/metal plate/what have you.
I... Want to try this now. Huh.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #7879 on: June 27, 2014, 12:27:22 pm »
Quote from: Lyeos on June 27, 2014, 11:59:09 am
Quote from: Kevak on June 27, 2014, 11:54:26 am
Because ponies.
You did it wrong!  >:(
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Quote from: Avis-Mergulus on June 27, 2014, 07:15:35 am
In Russian sauna, we sometimes pour beer on the hot rocks/metal plate/what have you.
I... Want to try this now. Huh.

Doesn't that get you real drunk real quick?
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #7880 on: June 27, 2014, 12:48:57 pm »
Quote from: Yoink on June 27, 2014, 07:22:19 am
Quote from: greatorder on June 27, 2014, 07:20:10 am
I wasn't disapproving. Drunken saunas sound fun.
That does indeed sound rather fun.
...I've never actually been in a sauna. Dang.  :-\
I have, with a dude wot I cuddle.

... Was fun.

... That is all.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #7881 on: June 27, 2014, 03:04:11 pm »
Quote from: FearfulJesuit on June 27, 2014, 12:27:22 pm
Quote from: Lyeos on June 27, 2014, 11:59:09 am
Quote from: Kevak on June 27, 2014, 11:54:26 am
Because ponies.
You did it wrong!  >:(
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Quote from: Avis-Mergulus on June 27, 2014, 07:15:35 am
In Russian sauna, we sometimes pour beer on the hot rocks/metal plate/what have you.
I... Want to try this now. Huh.

Doesn't that get you real drunk real quick?
Nah. 'S just beer. You aren't supposed to use the whole bottle - just a cup or so to get that smell of baking bread.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #7882 on: June 27, 2014, 07:01:55 pm »
You might also get a yeast infection in your lungs, through some sorcery.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #7883 on: June 27, 2014, 07:03:51 pm »
Quote from: Eric Blank on June 27, 2014, 07:01:55 pm
You might also get a yeast infection in your lungs, through some sorcery.

Beware of the Ghost Beer, and it's hops flavoured doom!
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #7884 on: June 27, 2014, 07:16:56 pm »
Bemoan your fate through lungs stifled by the infecting Yeast! Bubble your last breath in foamy fountains of pain! Succumb to the Ghost Beer and be our sacrifice, lest it strikes again.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #7885 on: June 27, 2014, 07:28:03 pm »
Well, you'd never pass a breathalyzer test again, that's for sure.
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #7886 on: June 27, 2014, 07:35:45 pm »
Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on June 27, 2014, 07:16:56 pm
Bemoan your fate through lungs stifled by the infecting Yeast! Bubble your last breath in foamy fountains of pain! Succumb to the Ghost Beer and be our sacrifice, lest it strikes again.
I sigged that. I hope you don't mind, cause if you do, there ain't shit you can do about it.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #7887 on: June 27, 2014, 07:42:58 pm »
Wait, are we absolutely sure this would be a Ghost Beer and not a Beer Ghost?
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #7888 on: June 28, 2014, 03:32:36 pm »
Quote from: Avis-Mergulus on June 27, 2014, 07:35:45 pm
I sigged that. I hope you don't mind, cause if you do, there ain't shit you can do about it.

I have now sigged this. Because irony.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #7889 on: June 28, 2014, 03:41:47 pm »
Quote from: Sinlessmoon on June 28, 2014, 03:32:36 pm
Quote from: Avis-Mergulus on June 27, 2014, 07:35:45 pm
I sigged that. I hope you don't mind, cause if you do, there ain't shit you can do about it.

I have now sigged this. Because irony.
Screw your irony m8, I just sigged both of those. What're ya gonna do, start a war?
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