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[Helgoland]

You wish to be paid inside kitchens? I'm sure that could be arranged, but why?

[Fniff]

Reading about homemade bombs for an essay. It really is disturbing how easy it is to make a bomb. All you need is a circuit, a basic radio with an antennae, a battery, a transmitter, explosive material, and something to hold it all in. Once you have that, you have a (probably unreliable) remotely detonated explosive. Hell, as long as you were smart, you could probably do it cheaply and without anyone knowing that you were making a bomb.

[Loud Whispers]

You wish to be paid inside kitchens? I'm sure that could be arranged, but why?

Not payment within kitchens, payment in kitchens. Though payment of kitchens within kitchens is also acceptable.

[GiglameshDespair]

If you look at the IEDs that have been used in terrorist campaigns like Al Qeuda(?) and the IRA's, you can see that they started simple and grew in size and complexity as time went on.

[KingofstarrySkies]

So people are terrified now. I don't quite know how to react, as I presumably have done the equivalent of translating some knowledge that should not be known by making sense of an LSP post. I think I will walk around contemplating what life decisions have led me to this moment, whilst shuffling about wondering if translating LSP posts is providing a service or committing a crime against nature.

...

I shall watch ducks not have bricks thrown at them now, it is simpler.

i'm going to have you walk behind me and explain my posts to people like caesar had his servants remind him of the fact he's human except in the outward direction

If you're forming a republic I demand payment in kitchens for any work I do

Prep for war against the duck-menace! We must fight them with HONOR, NOT BRICKS.

[Tawa]

Wait a freaking second.

Things I know about LordSlowPoke
-States things that make little sense
-Enigmatic
-I have no proof LSP is a person or owns a computer
-Has been engaged in combat with me once or twice
-LSP has suggested I summon Cthulhu, as evidenced in my sig
THEREFORE
LSP is Cthulhu.

RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! CTHULHU LIVES! THE ELDRITCH POWER OF BAY12 HAS SUMMONED HIM! FLEE TO THE RECESSES OF THE WORLD IF YOU WISH TO SURVIVE!

[hops]

You just only realized now?

[~Neri]

I've been aware of this for a while.

[Tiruin]

I'm terrified about how horrible that logic is .__.
I'm poking at the logic, not you by the way.
...Err.

[Eric Blank]

Its difficult to poke somebody's logic without poking them.

[Tiruin]

Only if you don't differentiate what's a constructed attitude, and you.

[hops]

* Objective is not sure if he should point it out to Tiruin that is obviously a joke.

[Tiruin]

I can't get jokes online.
Mostly.
 

[SalmonGod]

LSP is not Cthulhu.  LSP stands for Lumpy Space Princess (or Prince, I suppose).  And that's exactly how I read it every time I see that abbreviation.

[TD1]

I read it as LSD.

Dunno why. I just do, and it makes much of what he says seem much more easily explained