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[MetalSlimeHunt]

My elementary school's was outdated and mostly focused on the onset of puberty, my middle school did not address it, and my high school's was Fundamentalist Christian propaganda. Between that and my parents being awkward prudes all of my actually useful sex ed was gathered from Wikipedia.

[BlackFlyme]

I only got highschool sex-ed, which didn't actually have much to do with sex-ed. We were just taught the basics.

There was much more time in that course that was dedicated to teaching the dangers of drugs.

[LordSlowpoke]

during the first grade of elementary they grabbed a police officer to tell us shit like don't moonwalk into a pedophile's portable candy warehouse this is not a positive development of your life situation and he (lol sexism) doesn't have candy anyway

also told not to smoke cigs because that'll wreck your shit and if you're gonna smoke you're better off drinking a beer anyway do that instead

no sex ed at all, no drugs, gosh it's almost like they were innocent and then everyone were discussing having philosophical fucking disputes over the nature of dicks by the time third grade came around and by the end of it i could have sworn two separate schools of thought have formed around the concept of penis

oh if i only were more literate when writing the diaries i swear i could write novels with only minor editing and be rolling in fucking nothing because i don't enjoy rolling in things thanks

and then i moved because fuck your stability m8 yer gettin rekt

[MaximumZero]

I slept through sex ed. *shrug* I was already in biology at that point anyway.

[Graknorke]

They sepparated us based on gender and gave us different classes, then made us basically swear an oath to secrecy that we'd never tell the other gender what they told us.
And there was also the time they decided to teach only 8th grade boys about STDs...
There were images.

That's fucking dumb.

[Helgoland]

I don't want to admit what show it is, for reputation purposes.

Feel free to google-fu it up, though.

EDIT: I will add that it is not extremely obscure.

MOAREDIT: I will give an anagram, for the puzzle minded.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

altingzswo17qfoqglsheqdsmadlb19qmru
^{_{Good luck mufufu}}

What the hell did you anagram this with? Nothing online seems powerful enough to crack it.

My guess is that it doesn't actually exist and Tawarochir is messing with us...

I'm pretty impressed that "altingzswo17qfoqglsheqdsmadlb19qmru" exists ONLY in this thread. It takes great skill to create something so random even The Internet has not created it beforehand.

I think it's nonsense - look at the letter distribution! There's not a single 'e' in there, and way too many consonants. Also, more 'q's than 'u's.

[Iceblaster]

They sepparated us based on gender and gave us different classes, then made us basically swear an oath to secrecy that we'd never tell the other gender what they told us.
And there was also the time they decided to teach only 8th grade boys about STDs...
There were images.

That's fucking dumb.

Well then good news!

My seventh grade sex Ed class(before being homeschooled) had us combined!

...Buuut it was absitenence only, there was a video with basically what amounted to, "I used to be a successful student, but after getting [AIDS/Pregnant/STD] my life went down the drain."

Oh and STD pictures.

Incase the little twelve, thirteen year old brains haven't experienced their daily dose of body horror.

* Iceblaster realizes he's gone way off topic

Real terror:

Sneeze and out comes mucous on my arm. Pleasedon'tbesick!

[scrdest]

Spoiler: Oh god, I'm so sorry. (click to show/hide)

'I used to be a student like you, then I took an HPV in the D.'

[Tawa]

I don't want to admit what show it is, for reputation purposes.

Feel free to google-fu it up, though.

EDIT: I will add that it is not extremely obscure.

MOAREDIT: I will give an anagram, for the puzzle minded.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

altingzswo17qfoqglsheqdsmadlb19qmru
^{_{Good luck mufufu}}

What the hell did you anagram this with? Nothing online seems powerful enough to crack it.

My guess is that it doesn't actually exist and Tawarochir is messing with us...

I'm pretty impressed that "altingzswo17qfoqglsheqdsmadlb19qmru" exists ONLY in this thread. It takes great skill to create something so random even The Internet has not created it beforehand.

Oh, it's a real anagram alright, I'd never dream of making it up. It has a secret puzzle inside, too.

[Graknorke]

A real anagram with no 'e's in it? Sounds like bullshit to me. The only way I can justify it being real is with a shift cypher or something.

Okay, I went through and counted all the letters and compared them to how much they show up in standard English.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Expected percentages made assuming the solution is in English.
altingzswo17qfoqglsheqdsmadlb19qmru (35 characters)

a - 2 (5.71% of word, expected 8.2%)
b - 1 (2.86% of word, expected 1.5%)
c - 0 (0% of word, expected 2.8%)
d - 2 (5.71% of word, expected 4.3%)
e - 1 (2.86% of word, expected 12.7% (!))
f - 1 (2.86% of word, expected 2.2%)
g - 2 (5.71% of word, expected 2%)
h - 1 (2.86% of word, expected 6.1%)
i - 1 (2.86% of word, expected 7%)
j - 0 (0% of word, expected 0.2%)
k - 0 (0% of word, expected 0.8%)
l - 3 (8.57% of word, expected 4%)
m - 2 (5.71% of word, expected 2.4%)
n - 1 (2.86% of word, expected 6.7%)
o - 2 (5.71% of word, expected 7.5%)
p - 0 (0% of word, expected 1.9%)
q - 4 (11.43% of word, expected 0.1% (!!!))
r - 1 (2.86% of word, expected 6%)
s - 3 (8.57% of word, expected 6.3%)
t - 1 (2.86% of word, expected 9.1%)
u - 1 (2.86% of word, expected 2.8%)
v - 0 (0% of word, expected 1%)
w - 1 (2.86% of word, expected 2.4%)
x - 0 (0% of word, expected 0.2%)
y - 0 (0% of word, expected 2%)
z - 1 (2.06% of word, expected 0.1%)

1 - 2 (5.71% of word)
7 - 1 (2.86% of word)
9 - 1 (2.86% of word)

[Tawa]

Hint: the numbers are the key.

There is also an e.

[Furtuka]

Are you sure anagram is the word you're thinking of.

[TD1]

Yea...that looks like no anagram I've ever seen. Is it a puzzle that turns into an anagram?

[Tawa]

Yes. An anagram is a rearrangement of letters. There is a hidden problem inside you have to solve to get to the anagram, however. I shall give you the key words "number" and "alphabet".

[Sirus]

OR you could quit being an ass, just tell us the name of the thing, and go update your actual games.