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[Lyeos]

* Worldmaster steals the axe and puts it in a safe.

Zuxi xaj, metpom!

D:

This is why we can never be friends, Worldmaster27! Allies, yes, but never friends!

Cuuuuurse yoooouuuuuu, thiiiieeeef! Cuuuuuuuurse yoooooouuuuu!

Ahem... Now, back to your regularly scheduled WTFing terror.

[Tawa]

What do you guys think, insane RtD or just make a bunch of jokes loosely conglomerated into a generic forum game?

[Lyeos]

What do you guys think, insane RtD or just make a bunch of jokes loosely conglomerated into a generic forum game?

Hmm.
Make it a forum game. Or a non-minimalist RtD.
But they have to select characters.
Dedicated to silly factions.
Chosen from those involved with this short bit of nonsense.
And given arbitrary bonuses and penalties based on what you think of the said people?

[~Neri]

And bonuses if the people are adorables.

[Tawa]

Very well then! I shall have Factions named for The Participants in The Great battles That have underGone in the General DiscUssiOn.

[Xantalos]

So... I woke up this morning completely refreshed.. After only four hours of sleep.. And a series of all allnighters during the last three days.

This on its own I didn't think was weird, although in retrospect, it was pretty strange.

I realized like three minutes ago that my nails are about half an inch longer then they were before I went to sleep... This unsettles me, four hours and half an inch of nail growth. Possibly hair also but my hair is long enough that I can't tell. This is just rather strange.

Now, I'm not saying you got replaced with a changeling, but you probably got replaced with a changeling. Try not to touch iron.

[hops]

How does one even get themselves replaced with another being.

[LordSlowpoke]

well first you get stabbed with a proboscis and the proboscis sucks all the precious bodily fluids out of you

then the communist steals your clothes, morphs into you, puts the clothes on and hides/incinerates/violently rubs against the husk

[Trapezohedron]

The fact that there is an "uninterrupted" tube running from your mouth straight to your anus held intact by sphincters made me a little bit queasy.

Somebody get me an expert of human anatomy. :|

[kaenneth]

So... I woke up this morning completely refreshed.. After only four hours of sleep.. And a series of all allnighters during the last three days.

This on its own I didn't think was weird, although in retrospect, it was pretty strange.

I realized like three minutes ago that my nails are about half an inch longer then they were before I went to sleep... This unsettles me, four hours and half an inch of nail growth. Possibly hair also but my hair is long enough that I can't tell. This is just rather strange.

What day of the week do you think it is?

[kaenneth]

The fact that there is an "uninterrupted" tube running from your mouth straight to your anus held intact by sphincters made me a little bit queasy.

Somebody get me an expert of human anatomy. :|

True, Humans are basically donut shaped (torus), just the hole is long and wiggly, with membranes to absorb nutrients.

[hops]

The fact that there is an "uninterrupted" tube running from your mouth straight to your anus held intact by sphincters made me a little bit queasy.

Somebody get me an expert of human anatomy. :|

I think I recall seeing something about how the embryo enter a stage before it becomes a fetus where it is a sphere-like thing with an anus and a mouth, making it some kind of an inflated torus.

I don't personally find that weird, but eh.

[Xantalos]

How does one even get themselves replaced with another being.

You get kidnapped in the cradle and replaced with a fae baby.

[Trapezohedron]

How does one even get themselves replaced with another being.

You get kidnapped in the cradle and replaced with a fae baby.

Then what happens?

[Xantalos]

How does one even get themselves replaced with another being.

You get kidnapped in the cradle and replaced with a fae baby.

Then what happens?

They fuck the real you up while the replacement torments everyone you'd have known before going back to faerie at some point, then the real you gets booted out.