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[NAV]

Today I walked into my schools washroom, and the entire place was covered in blood. The floor, the sinks, the walls, all the toilets. Apparently this guy had a serious nosebleed but fuck, how does someone bleed that much? I thought it was a murder scene.

[Graknorke]

Today I walked into my schools washroom, and the entire place was covered in blood. The floor, the sinks, the walls, all the toilets. Apparently this guy had a serious nosebleed but fuck, how does someone bleed that much? I thought it was a murder scene.

I've seen that before. It's odd, because I don't recall ever having a nosebleed so bad that it was unable to stay in the sink or a toilet or something. It seems like some people run around when having nosebleeds instead of doing something sensible about it.

[Yoink]

Presumably they panic and spin in a circle, whilst screaming through their nostrils. 'Swhat I'd do. Maybe.

[Darvi]

As a frequent victim to nosebleeds, I just think oh there's blood and stuff a towel or a worn shirt up my nostril and 's all fine. All them panickeers need to calm down, yo.

[TheDarkStar]

As a frequent victim to nosebleeds, I just think oh there's blood and stuff a towel or a worn shirt up my nostril and 's all fine. All them panickeers need to calm down, yo.

Yeah, that's what I have to do. While some blood gets on things, I can usually keep from covering the ground and walls in red - towels and my clothing are the common casualties. If I don't do anything, though, I could probably faint from the amount of blood loss.

[Steelmagic]

I don't think I've ever really done anything except occasionally lick the blood off. I don't get nosebleeds very often though and haven't had one in probably more than 5 years.

[Steelmagic]

I don't think I've ever really done anything except occasionally lick the blood off. I don't get nosebleeds very often though and haven't had one in probably more than 5 years.

Steelmagic confirmed for vampire.

Only half-vampire probably. Judging by the way my dad blocks in amount of light from entering his room.

[Nega]

Right now, I'm hearing my brother scream and yell and curse in his bedroom due to having a Charlie Horse. I'm never going to get used to hearing my brother in pain. What makes things /worse/ is that I'm starting to feel something in my right leg...

[Avis-Mergulus]

So I'm having my first final exam in like, two hours. 'S Russian.

Любо, братцы, любо...

[MaximumZero]

Right now, I'm hearing my brother scream and yell and curse in his bedroom due to having a Charlie Horse. I'm never going to get used to hearing my brother in pain. What makes things /worse/ is that I'm starting to feel something in my right leg...

Tell him that a guy on the internet tells him to suck it up, buttercup. I've been in cage fights with charlie-horses in my legs before (granted, they happened because I was kicked.) I've worked on them (note: I've never had a sit-down job.) Yeah, they hurt, but they're nothing to scream and cry about. It's just a cramp, damn. Every woman I've ever known has it worse once a month.

[hops]

Right now, I'm hearing my brother scream and yell and curse in his bedroom due to having a Charlie Horse. I'm never going to get used to hearing my brother in pain. What makes things /worse/ is that I'm starting to feel something in my right leg...

Tell him that a guy on the internet tells him to suck it up, buttercup. I've been in cage fights with charlie-horses in my legs before (granted, they happened because I was kicked.) I've worked on them (note: I've never had a sit-down job.) Yeah, they hurt, but they're nothing to scream and cry about. It's just a cramp, damn. Every woman I've ever known has it worse once a month.

So Doctor MZ recommends a healthy dose of cage fights to normalize the pain?

[MaximumZero]

Right now, I'm hearing my brother scream and yell and curse in his bedroom due to having a Charlie Horse. I'm never going to get used to hearing my brother in pain. What makes things /worse/ is that I'm starting to feel something in my right leg...

Tell him that a guy on the internet tells him to suck it up, buttercup. I've been in cage fights with charlie-horses in my legs before (granted, they happened because I was kicked.) I've worked on them (note: I've never had a sit-down job.) Yeah, they hurt, but they're nothing to scream and cry about. It's just a cramp, damn. Every woman I've ever known has it worse once a month.

So Doctor MZ recommends a healthy dose of cage fights to normalize the pain?

Hey, I was a fight doc/cornerman for a month or so. Also, that's a job I will never, ever do again.

* MaximumZero shudders at the scent of smelling salts and the feeling of cutting fighters.

[Yoink]

...What the hell is a Charlie Horse?
I'm assuming it's some kind of cramp, but I've never heard that term before, ever.

[hops]

...What the hell is a Charlie Horse?
I'm assuming it's some kind of cramp, but I've never heard that term before, ever.

It's when your leg muscle contract painfully.

[Yoink]

So... a cramp?

* Yoink is confused.