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[ChairmanPoo]

... How could a person be that jerkish?

Is that an April Fool's joke?

What do you mean? If he ran over a first grader with a bike and didn't even stop to ask if the kid was okay, that's kind of jerky.

I am implying that your asking of "how could a person be that jerkish" (emphasis mine) is either indicating that you are making a (poor) attempt at humour, or indicating that you lack sufficient exposure to humanity in general and your comment comes across and laughably naive.

Your followup response and profile age (if correct) would seem to point toward the latter explanation.

... I don't get it either...

[Ochita]

Yeah. I still remember uh. Falling over backwards, slamming my head against the side of a sink, then the actual wall the sink was on. So yeah.
I didn't break the sink or anything so I guess Im not headcore.

[Sinlessmoon]

I got a couple of scars... I had one of those bunkbed firetruck beds... It came with a fire extinguisher and had a wheel in the bed as well. One day the wheel came off and one morning unexpectedly I jolted awake and smashed my head into the exposed bolt, leaving a hole the size of it which was about quarter sized fairly deep. Funny thing was, I was rubbing my head then my eyes and I thought my eyes were bleeding until I rubbed my head again. Then when I realized that I was bleeding a fair bit I ran into the bathroom where my dad was about to get into the shower and exclaimed "MY HEAD IS BLEEDING" queue shocked look.

Another slightly better time was when I ran into the corner of a pillar pinky toe first causing a significantly deep wound in it. I still have the scar to this day. Also I ripped up my chin skin something fierce when I fell a couple feet chin first into a playground slide while playing grounders.

[Steelmagic]

I had a scar on the side of my foot which has since healed. But it went all the way from toe to heel. I have no idea how i got it, and neither do my parents.

[kisame12794]

I've given my arm a second degree sunburn, did a backflip off a swingset and landed on my face, had a chunk of asphalt smash into my forehead, and sliced two fingers nearly to the bone. And head wounds always bleed profusely, because the skin is so thin, and it has plenty of blood vessels.

[IronTomato]

... How could a person be that jerkish?

Is that an April Fool's joke?

What do you mean? If he ran over a first grader with a bike and didn't even stop to ask if the kid was okay, that's kind of jerky.

I am implying that your asking of "how could a person be that jerkish" (emphasis mine) is either indicating that you are making a (poor) attempt at humour, or indicating that you lack sufficient exposure to humanity in general and your comment comes across and laughably naive.

Your followup response and profile age (if correct) would seem to point toward the latter explanation.

Tsk. I wasn't doing either of those. It's a figure of speech. Synonymous with "Why would he do that?"

[Knit tie]

I remember kicking a door in my school so hard it flew off its hinges in several chunks. The problem was that right behind the door, there were our principal, superintendent and my math teacher.

[Mr. Strange]

Comparing scars? I got a winner here...

Few years ago I spilled some hot oil on my right hand, burning area from first knuckles on index finger to thumb to my wrist. That's almost half of the back of my hand covered in >200°C oil causing second and third degree burns. Unfortunately I had thin vinyl gloves on, which melted and mixed with the burned tissue and made it really painfull to cut out since there were thin strands of vinyl extending through the whole burned area.
Scar's mostly faded now, there's just slightly darker area there.

[Knit tie]

Comparing scars? I got a winner here...

Few years ago I spilled some hot oil on my right hand, burning area from first knuckles on index finger to thumb to my wrist. That's almost half of the back of my hand covered in >200°C oil causing second and third degree burns. Unfortunately I had thin vinyl gloves on, which melted and mixed with the burned tissue and made it really painfull to cut out since there were thin strands of vinyl extending through the whole burned area.
Scar's mostly faded now, there's just slightly darker area there.

Pics?

[Mr. Strange]

Comparing scars? I got a winner here...

Few years ago I spilled some hot oil on my right hand, burning area from first knuckles on index finger to thumb to my wrist. That's almost half of the back of my hand covered in >200°C oil causing second and third degree burns. Unfortunately I had thin vinyl gloves on, which melted and mixed with the burned tissue and made it really painfull to cut out since there were thin strands of vinyl extending through the whole burned area.
Scar's mostly faded now, there's just slightly darker area there.

Pics?

Didn't think of taking pics then, now all that's there is dark spot in the middle of the old burned area little bigger than my thumb.

[Knit tie]

Did you get skin grafts or it just healed by itself?

[Mr. Strange]

Did you get skin grafts or it just healed by itself?

One operation to dig out the vinyl chunks and strech the skin to cover that area, rest healed to normal in about year. Can't get pics with cellphone camera, flash makes skin glow and covers the mark.

[Steelmagic]

Did you get skin grafts or it just healed by itself?

One operation to dig out the vinyl chunks and strech the skin to cover that area, rest healed to normal in about year. Can't get pics with cellphone camera, flash makes skin glow and covers the mark.

I don't think I would trust anything that made my skin glow.

I do know what you mean, but I prefer to imagine your hand glows green for a short time after the picture.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

He could use a polaroid but the flash makes teeth emerge from his hand.

[Mindmaker]

Was quite worried after getting 3 calls from an unknown caller, which I couldn't get because I was in a university seminar.
It was probably an april fool prank (a pretty tasteless one if you ask me), but it made me worry that something might have happened.

Can't even think of a person who has my number and would do that.