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[BlackFlyme]

The worst thing I've ever done to my knowledge was headbutt our glass coffee table when I was three.

[Steelmagic]

I think I overheard something about hitting my head on the toilet once. I don't remember if I did, though. Possibly because of hitting my head on a toilet. I do know i hit my head on my bed frame when getting up one morning. I've hit my head on a lot of things, actually.

My dad stuck a penny in an electrical socket, however, which is much more interesting

[Blargityblarg]

I've got a coupla scars on my right hand from trying to cut up an orange with the biggest knife I could find, aged 3 or 4.

[kisame12794]

Are you saying you welded something with your body? Because that's awesome.

When you play with fire as I do, you kinda expect to get burned. Still disconcerting when it happens, but not entirely unexpected.

[scrdest]

I don't know if it counts, but I have a footlong scar across my stomach as an indirect result of playing in a sandbox and irresponsible dog owners.

[IronTomato]

I have a scar on my mouth from falling down and having one of the upper teeth go through the bottom lip. I don't remember it at all, because I was an infant, but I remember never having both front teeth until mah big boy teeth came in, because for some reason this called for the removal of the tooth.

Why are we talking about this?

[Descan]

I once deepthroated (read: used as a voice tube) a wrapping paper tube and cut the little piece of skin under my tongue deeply when I fell.  Was also smacked in the face with a shovel as a babe and nearly died to an overdose because I was curious on what would happen, but I didn't think to ask until AFTER I took like 20 pills.

[Gunner-Chan]

I remember accidentally headbutting a sink sometime last year. It kinda broke into pieces.

I think my head is too hard.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

I smashed my head into a marble table so hard when I was three that I still have a scar going through one of my eyebrows.

[DeKaFu]

...My only scar is on my chin from when I was waiting for the bus on the first day of Grade 1 and got run over by a guy on a bicycle.

The dude took out a first grader with his bike and didn't even stop.

[IronTomato]

I think my head is too hardcore.

FTFY

...My only scar is on my chin from when I was waiting for the bus on the first day of Grade 1 and got run over by a guy on a bicycle.

The dude took out a first grader with his bike and didn't even stop.

... How could a person be that jerkish?

[Shakerag]

... How could a person be that jerkish?

Is that an April Fool's joke? 

[IronTomato]

... How could a person be that jerkish?

Is that an April Fool's joke?

What do you mean? If he ran over a first grader with a bike and didn't even stop to ask if the kid was okay, that's kind of jerky.

[Shakerag]

... How could a person be that jerkish?

Is that an April Fool's joke?

What do you mean? If he ran over a first grader with a bike and didn't even stop to ask if the kid was okay, that's kind of jerky.

I am implying that your asking of "how could a person be that jerkish" (emphasis mine) is either indicating that you are making a (poor) attempt at humour, or indicating that you lack sufficient exposure to humanity in general and your comment comes across and laughably naive.

Your followup response and profile age (if correct) would seem to point toward the latter explanation.

[SalmonGod]

I remember accidentally headbutting a sink sometime last year. It kinda broke into pieces.

I think my head is too hard.

My wife put a dent in our car with her head.