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[GiglameshDespair]

If it made them terrified, i'd say it fits.

[Fniff]

That sounds like the beginning of a horror film.

[Urist McOriginalname]

The dream was a sign, a sign that you must become an ice road trucker because you have a superior feeling of when to drive more safely.

In a real life situation like that i'd probably be making handbrake turns at every corner.

[Fniff]

Would you still think the zombie apocalypse had occurred?

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Winter is the perfect time, keeps the zombies fresh for as long as possible. A summer zombie apocalypse would end pretty darn quickly.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

I dunno if you want zombies jumping out from snowbanks and stuff. I'd rather there be no cover - but then again you want plenty of resources. So the desert isn't all that great.

[Bauglir]

Can't leap out of a snowbank when you're an inflexible block of meaty ice! That's what I always say, anyway. Strangely, though, people seem to think it's weird to open every conversation that way.

[Eric Blank]

I was driving along with my mother...

Clearly, you were driving into a town in the next Grand Theft Auto game, immediately after the player character.

[kisame12794]

Good luck here zombies. Fucking freeeeezing up here. Also, yesterday we had a blizzard, and every single road our county was closed. Same with four other counties. It was illegal to drive anywhere. Aaannd it's supposed to rain Friday or Saturday. Fucking wonderful.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Zombie all walking into downtown groaning and wandering around hoping to meet someone to bite. Decomposes before he sees anyone.

[Descan]

People can hardly jump out of snowbanks when adequately dressed for the weather. If they're smart enough to lie in wait and hardy enough somehow to avoid freezing as they wait for prey, then I don't think it matters where you go.

Mostly I just want to be able to wear my trenchcoats, come to think of it.

... But they're zombies.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Yeah they don't care about no trenchcoat!

[SalmonGod]

They should.  They should fear your storage space.

[Vorthon]

Don't Hug Me I'm Scared has a sequel now. Which reminded me I will one day be trapped in a slowly-failing body.

_{Also the imagery is just plain 'oh god why'}

[Slayerhero90]

Don't Hug Me I'm Scared has a sequel now. Which reminded me I will one day be trapped in a slowly-failing body.

_{Also the imagery is just plain 'oh god why'}

I mentioned that on Tuesday in the happy thread.