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[Xantalos]

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The spam is become self-aware again. And omnicidal.

To be fair, the guy had a good reason for it. Five hours of clothes shopping? Not worth anything.

[freeformschooler]

gaze unto this maw and despair

hail shook

[Darvi]

Ye gods I won't be getting any more sleep tonight _{probably because it's dawn}.

[Xantalos]

Incredible. 

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Apparently last night was not a good night for sleep, as I was forced awake no less than four times by nightmares.

[Euld]

I was talking with my boyfriend last night and made a joke about me going old and senile and how he'd never notice because I might as well be senile.  He laughed it off, then suddenly pulled a ring out of a drawer and asked me to try it on.  Said it was something cool he found somewhere.

I am not sure if he was making a reversal joke to scare me because chances are my "old and senile" joke might have scared him.  He does that sometimes.  Either way though.  I'm not sure how ready I am to get gay married @_@;;;

[Descan]

What about marrying the dog?! OR THE CAT?

OR YOUR HOUSE AND CAR?!

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Don't worry Elud, I have a solution for you. Just wait until marijuana is legalized in your state (unless you are in Colorado or Washington, in which case skip this step), and then have a high gay wedding. Bam, nervousness cured and conservative relatives even more deeply frustrated. It's a win-win.

[GiglameshDespair]

gaze unto this maw and despair

hail shook

That reminds me incredibly of the Thing. (The film).

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So Euld, how do you actually respond when he mock-proposes? Do you just laugh it off?

[kaenneth]

Don't worry Elud, I have a solution for you. Just wait until marijuana is legalized in your state (unless you are in Colorado or Washington, in which case skip this step), and then have a high gay wedding. Bam, nervousness cured and conservative relatives even more deeply frustrated. It's a win-win.

What's next, free abortions for gay couples?

Although I have been wondering, what is the US INS policy of gay marriage? if you marry a US...

nevermind, already a Wikipedia entry on it. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Same-sex_immigration_policy_in_the_United_States

That's the problem with the internet, too many answers, not enough questions; so it's hard to have a nice conversation.

[scrdest]

Don't worry Elud, I have a solution for you. Just wait until marijuana is legalized in your state (unless you are in Colorado or Washington, in which case skip this step), and then have a high gay wedding. Bam, nervousness cured and conservative relatives even more deeply frustrated. It's a win-win.

What's next, free abortions for gay couples?

Well, did you ever see a gay couple with their own, non-adopted children?

...exactly.

[Sirus]

Don't worry Elud, I have a solution for you. Just wait until marijuana is legalized in your state (unless you are in Colorado or Washington, in which case skip this step), and then have a high gay wedding. Bam, nervousness cured and conservative relatives even more deeply frustrated. It's a win-win.

What's next, free abortions for gay couples?

Well, did you ever see a gay couple with their own, non-adopted children?

...exactly.

Well, yes. Artificial insemination ftw

[scrdest]

Don't worry Elud, I have a solution for you. Just wait until marijuana is legalized in your state (unless you are in Colorado or Washington, in which case skip this step), and then have a high gay wedding. Bam, nervousness cured and conservative relatives even more deeply frustrated. It's a win-win.

What's next, free abortions for gay couples?

Well, did you ever see a gay couple with their own, non-adopted children?

...exactly.

Well, yes. Artificial insemination ftw

How is that supposed to work?

[Sirus]

Simple. Find a willing third party of the appropriate gender and let medical science do the rest. It's how my aunt and her partner had two kids.

[Dutchling]

Don't worry Elud, I have a solution for you. Just wait until marijuana is legalized in your state (unless you are in Colorado or Washington, in which case skip this step), and then have a high gay wedding. Bam, nervousness cured and conservative relatives even more deeply frustrated. It's a win-win.

What's next, free abortions for gay couples?

Well, did you ever see a gay couple with their own, non-adopted children?

...exactly.

Well, yes. Artificial insemination ftw

How is that supposed to work?

Gay is a unisex word.