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[Max White]

Oh god, can we not talk about the TPP? I honestly never should have grown an interest in Australian politics, I can feel my freedom eroding by the day...


I'm sorry USA, I've learnt my lesson! I'll never make jokes about the state of your country again! Just make it stop!

[MadMalkavian]

The proposed Trans-Pacific Partnership

This, very much this.

I'm not worried about that. I'm worried about the nightmares I'm going to have when I go to sleep thanks to a Japanese game that's more terrifying and disturbing than Demonophobia. Don't remember the name of the game, just know that after five minutes I used a file shredder on it and am now twice as jumpy as usual.

On the plus side this somehow is helping me with Team Fortress 2. Not that I want to play that any more right now...

[Lagslayer]

Oh god, can we not talk about the TPP? I honestly never should have grown an interest in Australian politics, I can feel my freedom eroding by the day...


I'm sorry USA, I've learnt my lesson! I'll never make jokes about the state of your country again! Just make it stop!

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[BlackFlyme]

Spider just slid down on a web from the ceiling and landed in my coke.

[SalmonGod]

Spider just slid down on a web from the ceiling and landed in my coke.

That spider is an hero

[Max White]

Freaking Mission Impossible spiderbro you got there! I bet an insect went into your coke and he was going after it to save your life.

[BlackFlyme]

Spider just slid down on a web from the ceiling and landed in my coke.

That spider is an hero

That spider is a menace to New York my general sanity! It's still in there. Waiting. Plotting. Drinking all my damned soda. Swimming in it. Probably took a piss in it too, that sociopathic fuck.

I hope that fucker gets diabeetus.

[Frumple]

Y'know, I'm not sure if it's terrifying or not, but that made me realize someone, somewhere, out there, probably makes sodas mixed with either spiders or (possibly diluted?) spider venom. I mean... people eat them. And you put, like, fruit and stuff in drinks sometimes.

So I'm thinking. You cook the spider. Marinate it in fruit juice for a while. Stick it in a drink. Is that a thing? Has someone done it?

... what does it taste like?

[Max White]

I'm pretty sure people leave them in vodka for shots.

[Reudh]

Spider's not all that bad to eat. I've never had it myself, but I hear that if you scrape off all the urticating hairs, and barbecue it, it's not that bad.

[Helgoland]

Spider just slid down on a web from the ceiling and landed in my coke.

That spider is an hero

That spider is a menace to New York my general sanity! It's still in there. Waiting. Plotting. Drinking all my damned soda. Swimming in it. Probably took a piss in it too, that sociopathic fuck.

I hope that fucker gets diabeetus.

D'you know the joke about the three different Brits and the flies?

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scot sit at a bar, and each one has a beer sitting in front of him. Then, a fly drops into each beer.

The Engishman shakes his head and leaves, while cursing very politely.

The Irishman shrugs, downs his beer and takes the one the Englishman left behind.

And the Scot takes the fly from his beer and tellls it in a silent but threatening manner: "You give that back, right now!"

[SalmonGod]

Spider's not all that bad to eat. I've never had it myself, but I hear that if you scrape off all the urticating hairs, and barbecue it, it's not that bad.

Might have to amputate your tongue if you eat too many, though.

[GiglameshDespair]

Spider's not all that bad to eat. I've never had it myself, but I hear that if you scrape off all the urticating hairs, and barbecue it, it's not that bad.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5oM3NCf05M

You tie them up and roast them.

[Yoink]

Oh gosh, flying tonight. Have to get ready, pack my bags, make sure I'm not forgetting anything, then figure out transport to the airport...
In other words, time to panic.

[Reudh]

Oh gosh, flying tonight. Have to get ready, pack my bags, make sure I'm not forgetting anything, then figure out transport to the airport...
In other words, time to panic.

Ooh, where to?