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[Thecard]

A spider crawled up my sleeve.


I cannot find it.

You must set yourself on fire. Sacrifice yourself for the good of mankind*.

*For the love of god don't do this.

Instead, have some LSD. It appears to be in plentiful supply.

Only do this if you want a spider orgy in your shirt.

[Hanslanda]

A spider crawled up my sleeve.


I cannot find it.

You must set yourself on fire. Sacrifice yourself for the good of mankind*.

*For the love of god don't do this.

Instead, have some LSD. It appears to be in plentiful supply.

I demand a portion of this LSD. Right naow.

[Helgoland]

A spider crawled up my sleeve.


I cannot find it.

You must set yourself on fire. Sacrifice yourself for the good of mankind*.

*For the love of god don't do this.

Instead, have some LSD. It appears to be in plentiful supply.

I demand a portion of this LSD. Right naow.

Hmmm... I'll ask Descan to get all lubricated and sugery. Though he might get eaten again...

[Descan]

A spider crawled up my sleeve.


I cannot find it.

You must set yourself on fire. Sacrifice yourself for the good of mankind*.

*For the love of god don't do this.

Instead, have some LSD. It appears to be in plentiful supply.

I demand a portion of this LSD. Right naow.

Hmmm... I'll ask Descan to get all lubricated and sugery. Though he might get eaten again...

This terrified me today, because I do not comprehend why I am involved or being lubricated and sugar'd.

[Frumple]

... are we... are we back to the flaming spider orgy-ball?

[Thecard]

A spider crawled up my sleeve.


I cannot find it.

You must set yourself on fire. Sacrifice yourself for the good of mankind*.

*For the love of god don't do this.

Instead, have some LSD. It appears to be in plentiful supply.

I demand a portion of this LSD. Right naow.

Hmmm... I'll ask Descan to get all lubricated and sugery. Though he might get eaten again...

This terrified me today, because I do not comprehend why I am involved or being lubricated and sugar'd.

Do the reasons really matter, Descan?

[acetech09]

Re: OP

A spider crawled up my sleeve.


I cannot find it.

You must set yourself on fire. Sacrifice yourself for the good of mankind*.

*For the love of god don't do this.

Instead, have some LSD. It appears to be in plentiful supply.

I demand a portion of this LSD. Right naow.

Hmmm... I'll ask Descan to get all lubricated and sugery. Though he might get eaten again...

This terrified me today, because I do not comprehend why I am involved or being lubricated and sugar'd.

Do the reasons really matter, Descan?

this. this right here.

[Descan]

i just got that LSD is an acronym for Lubricated Sugary Descan

please don't eat me hanspanda

[Thecard]

i just got that LSD is an acronym for Lubricated Sugary Descan

please don't eat me hanspanda

Psst. Wrong guy. That's Helgo, not Hans

[Descan]

Look who's asking to actually GET the LSD, bro.

[Thecard]

Look who's asking to actually GET the LSD, bro.

Whoops, my bad. Next time I try to correct you on who's trying to whom, I'll do more fact-checking.

[Xantalos]

... are we... are we back to the flaming spider orgy-ball?

Sigged.

[NobodyPro]

Reading the Renegade Cause HP fanfic. WHY THE FUCK IS THIS LISTED AS TRAGEDY/CRIME? It's a fucked up horror story! Freaking hell this is creeping me out.

An alarming number of people don't understand the difference between a tragic story and a sad story. Tragic stories normally END with horrible/sad situations (see: Hamlet, Romeo and Juliet, Othello).

[Flying Dice]

Reading the Renegade Cause HP fanfic. WHY THE FUCK IS THIS LISTED AS TRAGEDY/CRIME? It's a fucked up horror story! Freaking hell this is creeping me out.

An alarming number of people don't understand the difference between a tragic story and a sad story. Tragic stories normally END with horrible/sad situations (see: Hamlet, Romeo and Juliet, Othello).

Hoo boy. That, and Romeo and Juliet was basically a comedy up until the letter didn't arrive on time. So for three quarters of the play or so. Hell, Romeo's famous "romantic" soliloquy in the balcony scene was a brilliant skewering of the Petrarchan conceit. If we're going to be anal about it, it wasn't even a tragedy in the purest sense; Romeo and Juliet didn't die because one or both of them had a fatal character flaw that led to their fall, they died because they were stupid kids (not that they in particular were unintelligent, just that children that age tend to be... less than wise and careful in their decisionmaking--it's why we don't let them drink) and just about every adult authority figure in their lives was an utter incompetent.

Star-crossed lovers? A tragic tale? They were what, 13 and 16 in the original story? More like a lesson on why kids getting married for TWOO WUV might not be such a good idea.

[Xantalos]

Reading the Renegade Cause HP fanfic. WHY THE FUCK IS THIS LISTED AS TRAGEDY/CRIME? It's a fucked up horror story! Freaking hell this is creeping me out.

An alarming number of people don't understand the difference between a tragic story and a sad story. Tragic stories normally END with horrible/sad situations (see: Hamlet, Romeo and Juliet, Othello).

Hoo boy. That, and Romeo and Juliet was basically a comedy up until the letter didn't arrive on time. So for three quarters of the play or so. Hell, Romeo's famous "romantic" soliloquy in the balcony scene was a brilliant skewering of the Petrarchan conceit. If we're going to be anal about it, it wasn't even a tragedy in the purest sense; Romeo and Juliet didn't die because one or both of them had a fatal character flaw that led to their fall, they died because they were stupid kids (not that they in particular were unintelligent, just that children that age tend to be... less than wise and careful in their decisionmaking--it's why we don't let them drink) and just about every adult authority figure in their lives was an utter incompetent.

Star-crossed lovers? A tragic tale? They were what, 13 and 16 in the original story? More like a lesson on why kids getting married for TWOO WUV might not be such a good idea.

This. I never got why everyone thought it was a true love story when the way we're introduced to Romeo is him mourning the other girl leaving him, who he'd clearly fallen deep in love with after a day of knowing her. That ain't love, that's infatuation.