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[MetalSlimeHunt]

My money is on one tiny package suspended in the rough center of the trailer by steel beams. The package is bound for the SCP foundation.

Whatever the hell you do, don't open that trailer! Or jostle it too roughly! This could be an end-of-the-world class SCP! >.>

Or touch it. Or look at it. Or contemplate it.

Shit, is contemplating a contagious infohazard sufficient for infection? They wouldn't let a civilian move infohazards, would they?

[Descan]

THANKS, O'SIRUS. >:I

[BlackFlyme]

THANKS, O'SIRUS. >:I

What'd he ever do to you?

Look at him, he's innocent!

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[lue]

THANKS, O'SIRUS. >:I

What'd he ever do to you?

Look at him, he's innocent!

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Hah, that's what I was thinking.

Wait. Since Obama is Sirus and Sirus is Osirus, Obama is an Egyptian God! An Egyptian God is by definition not Christian, thus proving the liberal government's secret anti-Christian agenda. Q.E.D.

[Eric Blank]

And now we have a motive for the Illuminati: They're a sect of Ancient Egyptians who have been secretly running the world for thousands of years in the hopes of wiping out all followers of the Abrahamic religions. All because some Jew was mean to them and took their slaves.

[Sirus]

You guys are so close, and yet so far. The reason for all the fake birth certificates is because my real certificate is itself an SCP. I'm the only one who can transport it safely without it shutting down parts of the Internet, so I dusted off my old trucking license and got to work!

THANKS, O'SIRUS. >:I

And now you know why my BC is an SCP.

[Descan]

I read the reply to my post first and had no idea what BC was for a while.

I thought it might have meant Battlecruiser.

Sirus, do you or do you not have a fully functional capital-class starcruiser?

[lue]

And now we have a motive for the Illuminati: They're a sect of Ancient Egyptians who have been secretly running the world for thousands of years in the hopes of wiping out all followers of the Abrahamic religions. All because some Jew was mean to them and took their slaves.

My god*... it all makes sense. I would say I've been shown the light, but that's what the Illuminati want me to think. We must now prepare for the endtimes.

* (who is currently threatened by evil Egyptian "gods")

[mastahcheese]

Sirus, do you or do you not have a fully functional capital-class starcruiser?

I thought that's what he used to ship things.

[Steelmagic]

I went to sleep came back and Sirus was Obama. Ok then.

[Xantalos]

I went to sleep came back and Sirus was Obama. Ok then.

Sig'd.

[Sirus]

I'm the subject of a sig! Huzzah!

Sirus, do you or do you not have a fully functional capital-class starcruiser?

I thought that's what he used to ship things.

Maybe in the future, after Descan perfects immortality and we finally expand into space.

For now though? Just a regular old truck

[IronTomato]

Now you need to change your Personal Text to "Apparantly Obama now, just as confused as you".

[Rose]

I went to sleep came back and Sirus was Obama. Ok then.

Sig'd.

You say that, but I don't actually see it in your signature, just the word sig, and a picture.

[Darvi]

And I told you that its sig cannot be perceived from your layer of reality.