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Angel Of Death

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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #5325 on: October 03, 2013, 07:37:03 pm »

I was wondering why a bad smell was getting closer and closer, and then I felt something crawling on my arm. A fucking group of earwigs were crawling on me. Blegh.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #5326 on: October 03, 2013, 07:44:52 pm »

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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #5327 on: October 03, 2013, 10:25:25 pm »

I was wondering why a bad smell was getting closer and closer, and then I felt something crawling on my arm. A fucking group of earwigs were crawling on me. Blegh.
I never noticed that they stink, before.

A nice soak on sulfuric acid should cure you of your earwig problem.

OOH! and this reminds me of one time many years ago. I was moving a little metal wagon in the back yard. I picked up the handle, and got distracted by something. Look back down a few seconds later, and a metric fuckton of ants are streaming out of the handle and onto my arm! Cue me spraying myself down with the hose for a few minutes.

I feel itchy.

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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #5328 on: October 03, 2013, 11:00:38 pm »

I now know what wolves (Or dogs very close to wolves) sound like when howling.

It's not the greastest thing to hear at 4am in the dark.

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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #5329 on: October 03, 2013, 11:50:16 pm »

It's not the greastest thing to hear at 4am in the dark.
To be fair, that's partially because the greatest thing to hear at 4 AM in the dark is, "Yes! Yes! Graph that spiral!"
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Minsky then shut his eyes. “Why do you close your eyes?”, Sussman asked his teacher.
“So that the room will be empty.”
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #5330 on: October 04, 2013, 08:29:28 am »

It's not the greastest thing to hear at 4am in the dark.
To be fair, that's partially because the greatest thing to hear at 4 AM in the dark is, "Yes! Yes! Graph that spiral!"
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #5331 on: October 04, 2013, 02:55:01 pm »

It's not the greastest thing to hear at 4am in the dark.
To be fair, that's partially because the greatest thing to hear at 4 AM in the dark is, "Yes! Yes! Graph that spiral!"
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #5332 on: October 04, 2013, 07:06:07 pm »

It's not the greastest thing to hear at 4am in the dark.
To be fair, that's partially because the greatest thing to hear at 4 AM in the dark is, "Yes! Yes! Graph that spiral!"
I'm not sure if I want to know the context of that quote  :o.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #5333 on: October 04, 2013, 07:07:46 pm »

Well, that made me terrified.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #5334 on: October 04, 2013, 08:08:21 pm »

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeffrey_Dahmer

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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #5335 on: October 04, 2013, 11:44:30 pm »

It's not the greastest thing to hear at 4am in the dark.
To be fair, that's partially because the greatest thing to hear at 4 AM in the dark is, "Yes! Yes! Graph that spiral!"
I'm not sure if I want to know the context of that quote  :o.
It was a joke, intended to create humor by first leading you to believe that I was talking about sex, and then suddenly graphing (also I rate spirals as more interesting, but that's just me).

CLEARLY, I FAILED AT CREATING HUMOR IN THIS WAY.
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In the days when Sussman was a novice, Minsky once came to him as he sat hacking at the PDP-6.
“What are you doing?”, asked Minsky. “I am training a randomly wired neural net to play Tic-Tac-Toe” Sussman replied. “Why is the net wired randomly?”, asked Minsky. “I do not want it to have any preconceptions of how to play”, Sussman said.
Minsky then shut his eyes. “Why do you close your eyes?”, Sussman asked his teacher.
“So that the room will be empty.”
At that moment, Sussman was enlightened.

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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #5336 on: October 05, 2013, 12:14:47 am »

CLEARLY, I FAILED AT CREATING HUMOR IN THIS WAY.
I thought it was funny. Hope is not lost.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #5337 on: October 05, 2013, 12:20:05 am »

I assumed it was a "stay up late studying" joke.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #5338 on: October 05, 2013, 04:52:15 am »

It's not the greastest thing to hear at 4am in the dark.
To be fair, that's partially because the greatest thing to hear at 4 AM in the dark is, "Yes! Yes! Graph that spiral!"
I'm not sure if I want to know the context of that quote  :o.
It was a joke, intended to create humor by first leading you to believe that I was talking about sex, and then suddenly graphing (also I rate spirals as more interesting, but that's just me).

CLEARLY, I FAILED AT CREATING HUMOR IN THIS WAY.

I thought it was a joke about that one horror manga about spirals. I just presumed the exact context was lost on me since since I've never read it.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #5339 on: October 05, 2013, 04:56:59 am »

I just thought Bauglir was telling us about his weird fetishes.
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