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[mastahcheese]

I don't know why, but I find this equally disturbing and hilarious.

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That made me smile.

[Pnx]

That's... clever.

I approve.

[Loud Whispers]

It's the rats in the walls meets 10 plagues of Egypt, flies emerge from my sink and dear what the fuck am I supposed to do but burn everything down?

[Frumple]

Get a few rat killing pets and infest the house the spiders, of course.

[LordSlowpoke]

HYDROCHLORIC ACID DOWN THE DRAIN

[SalmonGod]

It's the rats in the walls meets 10 plagues of Egypt, flies emerge from my sink and dear what the fuck am I supposed to do but burn everything down?

Gnats / fruit flies?

We had that problem at work.  Struggled with them for weeks.  I think what finally worked was they found out that they have a specific hatching cycle, and plugged up the drains for a couple days during the hatch.

[Loud Whispers]

Get a few rat killing pets and infest the house the spiders, of course.

I suspect this is a part of the problem, haven't seen any house spiders in years. Also not literal rats in the walls, I mean madness inducing flies; there is a difference.

Gnats / fruit flies?
We had that problem at work.  Struggled with them for weeks.  I think what finally worked was they found out that they have a specific hatching cycle, and plugged up the drains for a couple days during the hatch.

This might do. For now, copious amounts of bleach.

[Graknorke]

I would recommend buying a bunch of house spiders and letting them loose.

[Loud Whispers]

Once again every evil in this world can be traced back to people with cleaning OCDs. Removing my beloved spiders; why would you do this horror?

[Frumple]

Removing my beloved spiders; why would you do this horror?

because they hate you and want you to fly

E: Because it apparently wasn't clear enough who that was directed to.

[Graknorke]

because they hate you and want you to fly

No, they really don't want me to fly. Or hate me.
If I could fly I would probably end up destroying all of their spiderwebs on the ceiling. And if they hated me they would refuse my gifts of dead craneflies.

[Reudh]

As far as I know, friends shipping friends is pretty common. It pretty much boils down to "X and Y would be so cute together" etc, and may or may not involve attempts to get X and Y to meet.

Yeah. My entire social circle does it constantly.

And mine bounces me around like a pinball between different girls.

X: "Y and Reudh would be so cute together."
Y: "X and Reudh would be so cute together."
Z: "P and Reudh would be so cute together."

I've had two seperate girls in my friend circle ask me why I'm not going out with the other girl - it's all a little too much for me to comprehend, having gone from the loner in highschool who couldn't approach a girl to seemingly being flirted with by two at once.

[Slayerhero90]

Half-terrifying, half "wtf" but someone in the color guard had to ask me how to spell such words as "grab," "butt," and "field" yesterday. I wince just thinking about that. Are we as a people so dependent on spellcheck, or did the national average for English drop to a third grade level?

I'm more concerned about the specific choice of words.

[Thecard]

'Sides, it's colorguard. Even butt has a place in its vocabulary.

That place should not be next to grab.

[Lightningfalcon]

'Sides, it's colorguard. Even butt has a place in its vocabulary.

That place should not be next to grab.

In drill team we grab butts all the time.  We also grab toes, straps, and rests.  We spend an entire practice doing nothing but that once.     

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For those who don't know the part of the rifle that touches the shoulder is called the butt.  In military drill, especially fancy, you have to grab it a lot.