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[MaximumZero]

No, no spiderbros for me. Nothing with more than two legs comes into MaxHaus and survives. Nothing.

[Frumple]

Your walls and ceiling and floors and dark places are infested and there's nothing you can do about it ♫

[Sirus]

Your walls and ceiling and floors and dark places are infested and there's nothing you can do about it ♫

Bahahahaha.

[MaximumZero]

Oh, but there is something I can do about it. Horrible poisons and glue traps and bleach and wondrous bug-punching glee!

[Frumple]

And they'll still be there. Even if you burn the place to the ground and salt the earth below it, bugs will find a way.

Now what you could do is hack off a pair of legs from every one you see. Two pair from spiders. Then there'd be nothing but two legged things n the MaxHaus and you could claim success!

[MaximumZero]

I'd actually have to hack off two pairs from everything and three from spiders.

Also, so long as there's no proof that they're there, they're not, as far as I care. If there is proof, well, then I'll kill them.

[DeKaFu]

Coming from a house that sees many more house centipedes and silverfish, I wouldn't mind a few spiders.
Need you be reminded?

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These guys have a habit of showing up everywhere...

House centipedes are my mortal enemy, despite only encountering them maybe 3 times ever. Not only do they look like a bunch of spiders glued together into one monstrous creature, they also run faster than anything that looks like that has any right to be able to.

I first learned of their existance through a traumatic experience involving a cake and an amateur theatrical production.

[Frumple]

That sounds amusing traumatizing hilarious as amusing as it was traumatizing. Tell us more?

[SalmonGod]

No, no spiderbros for me. Nothing with more than two legs comes into MaxHaus and survives. Nothing.

That rules out the majority of non-human things.  Except for creatures with no legs, I suppose.  You're alright with slugs and amoebas and stuff?  But no cats?

[LordSlowpoke]

i'll go out on a limb or two and claim that max has no non-bipeds in the maxhouse due to liberal application of industrial-grade detergent

[Dutchling]

The Walking Dead. Episode 2.

What. The. Fuck.

[SalmonGod]

Don't watch the show.  Just don't.  Seriously.  It's not even good when judged objectively as an independent work without relation to the comic.  When judged in relation to the comic, it's fucking awful.  Just don't.  Read the comic.

[Dutchling]

Don't watch the show.  Just don't.  Seriously.  It's not even good when judged objectively as an independent work without relation to the comic.  When judged in relation to the comic, it's fucking awful.  Just don't.  Read the comic.

I was talking about the game. From what I've heard of the show, it has a "whiny bitch" character who just doesn't want to die. No way I am going to watch that

[SalmonGod]

Ah.  Ok.  I need to play those games someday.

[Mr Space Cat]

i'll go out on a limb or two and claim that max has no non-bipeds in the maxhouse due to liberal application of industrial-grade detergent

i c wut u did thar. Made me laugh.