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[Akura]

I was out walking my dog, I heard the sound of helicopter blades from over by the wood, and suddenly I saw three Apaches coming directly above me.  It was close enough that I could of thrown a rock straight up and hit it.  I don't know how ANY person would be able to return fire against one of those things. 

I'd imagine that there have been occasions where their opponents say fuck it and surrender immediately.

There has, actually. I've seen a video of Iraqi soldiers just coming out of their bunker, hands raised, weapons dropped, and waving white flags towards a pair of orbiting attack helis.

[Jopax]

Well obvioously you'd need a pretty big rock to take them down, or if you can wield that big of a rock with ease, why not just use a recoiless rifle as a gun and shoot the bastards down.


Anyways, D-day of sorts for me today, telling my folks I'm leaving colllege and will be trying to find a job (which will be an ordeal in and of itself since I have pretty much zero marketable skills). I have some vague idea how they might react but most of it is up in the air. Hopefully the shitstorm will settle in time for me to get to the local show featuring several bands from the region, been too long since I've been to a good metal gig.

[Eric Blank]

Freaking out. My father never showed up last night, but he clocked out of work in time to make it home for dinner.

[tryrar]

Freaking out. My father never showed up last night, but he clocked out of work in time to make it home for dinner.

.....well fuck. Hope it turns out alright eric!

[Eric Blank]

Fuck. Yup, mom found him sleeping in his car on the side of the road because he didn't flag anyone down to call when he ran out of gas. He's old, yeah, but my grandparents are less likely to choose to sleep in the car.

[Loud Whispers]

Garfield without garfield, the story of the descent into mania and depression.

[Flying Dice]

Garfield without garfield, the story of the descent into mania and depression.

Ah, I love that.

[Xantalos]

Garfield without garfield, the story of the descent into mania and depression.

Ah, I love that.

HEheheheheehe

[Sirus]

Garfield without garfield, the story of the descent into mania and depression.

Ah, I love that.

Now you can make your own!

[miauw62]

Little more has to be said.

[Loud Whispers]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Soon Phillip. Soon.

[MaximumZero]

Little more has to be said.

That was very...um...wow. Wat.

[Sirus]

Little more has to be said.

I didn't think anything this guy could do was creepier than the Super Mario Bros 2 corruption.

I was wrong D:

[Flying Dice]

Ia Ia Bigbird fhtagn!

[Sirus]

Grover was worse.