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[Loud Whispers]

Got junk mail today. Included was some pamphlet for 'An introduction to Gnosis: Knowledge of the inner being through direct mystical experience!'
Ok, crazy people selling crazy shit to crazy people. Except aparently it is for a free ten week introductory course. Just enough time to brain wash somebody.

Fuck, I'm living near cultists. Worse still, cultists from something I have never heard of before, they could be the fringe cultists who are too crazy for all the other cultists! Next thing they will be picketing the hospital claiming that drugs murder your soul.

Stock up on salt, aluminium powder and iron oxide powder. When the shoggoths come, you know what to do.

[Xantalos]

Got junk mail today. Included was some pamphlet for 'An introduction to Gnosis: Knowledge of the inner being through direct mystical experience!'
Ok, crazy people selling crazy shit to crazy people. Except aparently it is for a free ten week introductory course. Just enough time to brain wash somebody.

Fuck, I'm living near cultists. Worse still, cultists from something I have never heard of before, they could be the fringe cultists who are too crazy for all the other cultists! Next thing they will be picketing the hospital claiming that drugs murder your soul.

Stock up on salt, aluminium powder and iron oxide powder. When the shoggoths come, you know what to do.

Wait, wait, I remember.
Get Jeff Bridges and wield him towards them as a weapon when they approach you. His presence burns them.

[Max White]

They have weird ancient Egyptian stuff and everything! You know how some people can't get enough of that shit! Pop a third eye onto anything and they will worship it like a god.

[LaDestitute]

Working on a little Pokemon rom hack pet project. Nearly screwed up my copy, thank god for my backups

[Fniff]

Reading skinwalker creepypasta in the middle of the night was not my wisest move.

Link! Liiiiink!

I love Creepypasta and it's pretty early here.

[anzki4]

The usual reason for terror after a night of binge drinking; wondering if I did anything stupid how much stupid shit I did yesterday. Now, should I call a friend, who was slightly less intoxicated or do I really want to know...

[Scelly9]

Playing SWAT 4, everything is good.... Blah blah blah killing some cultists. I come to the last door in the hall, I've mirrored every other door so I decide screw it, let's go.
Open it, BLARGH RANDOM CULTIST WITH AK IN YO FACE!

A police game has the worst jumpscares I've ever experienced.

[Fniff]

I love games that aren't horror games that manage to freak you out. Take HL2 and Ravenholm. Dat atmosphere.

[Ameablable]

I love games that aren't horror games that manage to freak you out. Take HL2 and Ravenholm. Dat atmosphere.

oh god when you burn a zombie..... the screams.

[Sirus]

I love games that aren't horror games that manage to freak you out. Take HL2 and Ravenholm. Dat atmosphere.

oh god when you burn a zombie..... the screams.

Few things are more terrifying than the sound of a poison headcrab preparing to leap at you. Especially if you can't see it...

[Ameablable]

I love games that aren't horror games that manage to freak you out. Take HL2 and Ravenholm. Dat atmosphere.

oh god when you burn a zombie..... the screams.

Few things are more terrifying than the sound of a poison headcrab preparing to leap at you. Especially if you can't see it...

now i gotta go re download HL² and play it agian.

and rush through Ravenholme 

[Trapezohedron]

I love games that aren't horror games that manage to freak you out. Take HL2 and Ravenholm. Dat atmosphere.

oh god when you burn a zombie..... the screams.

Few things are more terrifying than the sound of a poison headcrab preparing to leap at you. Especially if you can't see it...

Poisoncrabs are harmless on their own. Poisoncrabs and Fast Zombies? That's another story.

[Fniff]

I love games that aren't horror games that manage to freak you out. Take HL2 and Ravenholm. Dat atmosphere.

oh god when you burn a zombie..... the screams.

"Hey, zombie trapped within a fence with a gas switch! Time to light it up with a match. Hell yeah, burn ba-- Oh God. Oh God, what have I done?"

Spoiler: Have you guys ever heard reversed zombie speech?
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They're sapient and in horrible, horrible pain. So when you set that zombie on fire, you're burning an innocent person alive. Valve, damn you and your subtle moral ambiguities!

[Sirus]

I love games that aren't horror games that manage to freak you out. Take HL2 and Ravenholm. Dat atmosphere.

oh god when you burn a zombie..... the screams.

Few things are more terrifying than the sound of a poison headcrab preparing to leap at you. Especially if you can't see it...

Poisoncrabs are harmless on their own. Poisoncrabs and Fast Zombies? That's another story.

Harmless on their own, yes. But they still cause your screen to flash that horrible yellow color and make your health drop to 1 before it slowly comes back. Anything could kill you at that point.

@Fniff:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Listen to them when they die. Especially the poison zombie. They sound almost grateful that you killed them.

[Fniff]

Found the Ravenholm theme!

God, it's so eerie.

@Sirus

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

The Poison Zombies giggle when they die, they're so grateful.