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[Loud Whispers]

Nightmares imminent 

A frog checks into the airport.

"Would you like a one-way ticket to France or Japan?"

[Boea]

Isn't it considered general etiquette and mercy to ensure your dish is dead before consuming?

That's a rule of thumb when it comes to Consumer Safety, and Marketability.

Amphibians, and Fish, they are generally cleaner than mammals.

[Euld]

This is a picture of a dog and there is absolutely nothing wrong done to it.

The 4th wall cannot save you.

[Fniff]

Awww, it's smiling.

See, this is what happens to dog owners...

[Xantalos]

Awww, it's smiling.

See, this is what happens to dog owners...

You do not want to know what happens when your cat smiles at you.

YOU DO NOT

[Fniff]

Awww, it's smiling.

See, this is what happens to dog owners...

You do not want to know what happens when your cat smiles at you.

YOU DO NOT

Look a cat's mouth. It's always smiling. Very smugly, I might add.

When a cat grins, that's a problem.

[Xantalos]

Awww, it's smiling.

See, this is what happens to dog owners...

You do not want to know what happens when your cat smiles at you.

YOU DO NOT

Look a cat's mouth. It's always smiling. Very smugly, I might add.

When a cat grins, that's a problem.

Then you either have at least a class-15 cosmic horror on your hands or ... the Cheshire Cat.
Pray you have the first one.

[SalmonGod]

The only thing that bothered me about that frog video is that I wasn't as bothered by it as I thought I should be.

[Karnewarrior]

This scared me shitless.

Sucks to be a frog in Japan, apparently.

Gero gero.

[Dutchling]

This scared me shitless.

Sucks to be a frog in Japan, apparently.

Gero gero.

That linked me to this

[Pnx]

This scared me shitless.

It's not often I'm disturbed by something, but when that guy turned the frog inside out....yeesh. Oh, then there's the clip of half a frog rolling in its own innards.

Sucks to be a frog in Japan, apparently.

Well he wasn't really turning it inside out, he gutted it, ripped out it's organs, then skinned it by simply pulling the skin off, that's generally how you skin any animal, once you've got a place to pull from you can simply tear away the skin and it stays together better than it sticks to the body.

Of course, in the west we'd typically do this after we've killed the animal first.

[Sirus]

This is a picture of a dog and there is absolutely nothing wrong done to it.

The 4th wall cannot save you.

I nearly lol'd, but I'm in a library and didn't want to get thrown out.

[PanH]

This scared me shitless.

Sucks to be a frog in Japan, apparently.

Gero gero.

That linked me to this

That doesn't really bother me. It's killed before being butchered, and it doesn't move in your plate. It's even cooked ! It didn't even bothered me while in live. What's more strange is the fertilized egg.

[Mr Space Cat]

This is a picture of a dog and there is absolutely nothing wrong done to it.

I almost fell out of my chair.

[Loud Whispers]

This is a picture of a dog and there is absolutely nothing wrong done to it.

I almost fell out of my chair.

The eyes make it more intimidating. Generation after generation have been told beady eyes = evil. Replace that with a cat and it'd be adorable. No justice for the fearsome.