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[Xantalos]

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[Flying Dice]

AAAH OH DEAR GOD THE THREAD BY 'TOADY ONE'
IT'S A FAKE
AND IT IS
HORRIBLE
DO
NOT
LOOK

I could have told you that without doing so.

[Xantalos]

AAAH OH DEAR GOD THE THREAD BY 'TOADY ONE'
IT'S A FAKE
AND IT IS
HORRIBLE
DO
NOT
LOOK

I could have told you that without doing so.

I WANTED TO SEE WHAT IT WAS

I REGRETTED MY DECISION

[Slayerhero90]

AAAH OH DEAR GOD THE THREAD BY 'TOADY ONE'
IT'S A FAKE
AND IT IS
HORRIBLE
DO
NOT
LOOK

OH GOD IT'S IN ANNOUNCEMENTS
DON'T LOOK AT IT GODDAMN IT

Why would you do that? Why would you put that scmuck bait there? It hurts. It hurts my everything.

[Xantalos]

In other news, I stuck around far too long in the unspecified events that happened recently.
Dumbdumbdumbdumb

[Urist Imiknorris]

Did the abyss begin to gaze back at you?

[Xantalos]

Did the abyss begin to gaze back at you?

It made me come dangerously close to breaking my 'no murder' vow.

[alway]

Booted up my machine. After the windows boot up loading bar thing, the screen goes black. Not the 'I'm getting no data' black, but the 'getting data, but that data is black' black. And it just sits there. For several minutes; I restarted a few times, before just leaving it for about 10 minutes. I really really hope it isn't my desktop dying... Though the Ubuntu partition booted up with a message of 'Windows didn't close the file system properly. Fixing...'

[Dutchling]

Not the 'I'm getting no data' black, but the 'getting data, but that data is black' black.

[Hanslanda]

Not the 'I'm getting no data' black, but the 'getting data, but that data is black' black.

... Commenting on an object's color isn't racist. Saying that the object in question (data) is inferior or superior BECAUSE of it's color isn't racist either...
It just means you're an Ork.

[Loud Whispers]

... Commenting on an object's color isn't racist. Saying that the object in question (data) is inferior or superior BECAUSE of it's color isn't racist either...
It just means you're an Ork.

Why are the printers always out of red?!!

[Hanslanda]

The Orks ran out of red paint, so now they're just throwing red ink on there and hoping it's close enough.

[Hanslanda]

The Orks ran out of red paint, so now they're just throwing red ink on there and hoping it's close enough.

Can't they use blood?

No, the Blood God keeps hogging it all. Really, Khorne needs an intervention. It's like one of those episodes of Hoarders, but with an infinite lake of blood.

[Sirus]

The Orks ran out of red paint, so now they're just throwing red ink on there and hoping it's close enough.

Can't they use blood?

No, the Blood God keeps hogging it all. Really, Khorne needs an intervention. It's like one of those episodes of Hoarders, but with an infinite lake of blood.

Don't forget the skulls. When you have so many skulls that you can't even avoid sitting on them, you officially have a problem.

[Hanslanda]

Nurgle: Ah, listen Khorne. We need to talk.
Khorne: Sure, what's up man?
Tzeentch: We all came here today to talk to you about... Your collection.
Khorne: It's pretty sweet isn't it? I just got this skull today!
Slaanesh: Yeah... Um, listen, Khorne. We love and support you, but... You've got a problem.
Khorne: What... What do you mean, I've got a problem?
Nurgle: Khorne, you've got waaaaay too many skulls. Like, really. It's way out of hand.
Tzeentch: Your house is a pit. I'm surprised you can navigate these mountains of skulls without tripping and hurting yourself. It's really a huge safety hazard.
Slaanesh: There's a place you can go, to get help. They're really good at helping people get past this sort of thing. Just give it a try man.
Khorne: Oh... Okay. I'll give it a try... I just don't know how it got so out of hand... What's the name of this place?
Slaanesh: It's called T'au. They're total pussies there. You won't see a skull or blood at all, it'll be real good for you to clear your head...