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[Jopax]

So  I got the girls number trough my sister, but now what?

The anxiety is starting to cripple me again, and I'm starting to overthink it, the more I think about it the less reasons I have for the call to go well :C

[Xantalos]

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Species game. Why do you churn out the spawn of Shub-Niggurath?

Heh. I gotta play that sometime.

[misko27]

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Species game. Why do you churn out the spawn of Shub-Niggurath?

Heh. I gotta play that sometime.

Meanwhile, on another planet, we were just created and someone is going "Eww, dafuq is that thing.".

[Descan]

"Oh god, it's got only 2 legs? Wait, no, three... What the hell is that third leg for? It's so small!

What the hell are those things growing out of it's thorax? They're like tentacles, on sticks! Why!?

Where the hell is it's scales? Oh, on it's head... They're so thin! How are they supposed to protect it!?

Why are all it's sense organs all plastered on a ball on it's thorax? That's so, so... So vulnerable! One whack and they're gone.

This game is fucking disgusting."

And our world disintegrates as they shut the game off.

[Caz]

Some drug-addled maniac kicked in my front door and then wakes me by trying to get into my room. An interesting thing to wake up to I guess. He was running from a group of people that were trying to kill him (probably a made up story) and I got to spend the next few hours waiting around for police and chasing out drunks from the street. I guess normal people should feel fear at that, but I only felt a calm soberness. o-o

[Flying Dice]

The USA never signed the Geneva Convention. Because we're secretly the bad guys of reality.

The world's very very scared of America :x

I have to now resist temptation to do horrible things in America.

No, no, you've got it all wrong. You do horrible things for America. Now waterboard that civilian for truth, justice, and the American way.

[Xantalos]

The USA never signed the Geneva Convention. Because we're secretly the bad guys of reality.

The world's very very scared of America :x

I have to now resist temptation to do horrible things in America.

No, no, you've got it all wrong. You do horrible things for America. Now waterboard that civilian for truth, justice, and the American way.

What about psychologically torturing a whole country for 50+ years?
No I'm not Kim Jong-Un.

[FearfulJesuit]

So  I got the girls number trough my sister, but now what?

The anxiety is starting to cripple me again, and I'm starting to overthink it, the more I think about it the less reasons I have for the call to go well :C

Let me give you a piece of advice I learned the hard way: if you did not get the girl's number from the girl who owns it, do not use it.

[Flying Dice]

The USA never signed the Geneva Convention. Because we're secretly the bad guys of reality.

The world's very very scared of America :x

I have to now resist temptation to do horrible things in America.

No, no, you've got it all wrong. You do horrible things for America. Now waterboard that civilian for truth, justice, and the American way.

What about psychologically torturing a whole country for 50+ years?
No I'm not Kim Jong-Un.

Is that you, Elvis?

[Xantalos]

The USA never signed the Geneva Convention. Because we're secretly the bad guys of reality.

The world's very very scared of America :x

I have to now resist temptation to do horrible things in America.

No, no, you've got it all wrong. You do horrible things for America. Now waterboard that civilian for truth, justice, and the American way.

What about psychologically torturing a whole country for 50+ years?
No I'm not Kim Jong-Un.

Is that you, Elvis?

No, the guy who is every musician ever is someone else.

[FuzzyZergling]

The USA never signed the Geneva Convention. Because we're secretly the bad guys of reality.

The world's very very scared of America :x

I have to now resist temptation to do horrible things in America.

No, no, you've got it all wrong. You do horrible things for America. Now waterboard that civilian for truth, justice, and the American way.

What about psychologically torturing a whole country for 50+ years?
No I'm not Kim Jong-Un.

Pretty sure Un hasn't been in power for even a year yet.

[Xantalos]

The USA never signed the Geneva Convention. Because we're secretly the bad guys of reality.

The world's very very scared of America :x

I have to now resist temptation to do horrible things in America.

No, no, you've got it all wrong. You do horrible things for America. Now waterboard that civilian for truth, justice, and the American way.

What about psychologically torturing a whole country for 50+ years?
No I'm not Kim Jong-Un.

Pretty sure Un hasn't been in power for even a year yet.

Either way, I'm not affiliated with them.

[Loud Whispers]

The USA never signed the Geneva Convention. Because we're secretly the bad guys of reality.

The world's very very scared of America :x

I have to now resist temptation to do horrible things in America.

No, no, you've got it all wrong. You do horrible things for America. Now waterboard that civilian for truth, justice, and the American way.

What about psychologically torturing a whole country for 50+ years?
No I'm not Kim Jong-Un.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychological_Operations_(United_States)
Really, REALLY scared.

[misko27]

The USA never signed the Geneva Convention. Because we're secretly the bad guys of reality.

The world's very very scared of America :x

I have to now resist temptation to do horrible things in America.

No, no, you've got it all wrong. You do horrible things for America. Now waterboard that civilian for truth, justice, and the American way.

What about psychologically torturing a whole country for 50+ years?
No I'm not Kim Jong-Un.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychological_Operations_(United_States)
Really, REALLY scared.

I memeber that movie where they torture that guy with the "yellow-polka dot bikini" Till he cracks. It was a East german torturer, but still. That was a funny movie.

[Hanslanda]

The USA never signed the Geneva Convention. Because we're secretly the bad guys of reality.

The world's very very scared of America :x

I have to now resist temptation to do horrible things in America.

No, no, you've got it all wrong. You do horrible things for America. Now waterboard that civilian for truth, justice, and the American way.

What about psychologically torturing a whole country for 50+ years?
No I'm not Kim Jong-Un.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychological_Operations_(United_States)
Really, REALLY scared.

* Hans reads it.

So... What, you're afraid of our commercials?

But seriously, the USA is pretty fucking scary. We oppress ourselves, what do you think we're willing to do to you? We claim to be a nation that won't use WMDs, but we're the only nation in the world that actually nuked someone. We have huge stockpiles of nuclear weapons, chemical weapons, we are EASILY capable of producing hideous biological agents, and we've got a seriously badass military. And we're a nation that likes to bully other nations. D: