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[Xantalos]

I just wonder if it's conspicuous to also mention on it that in the event of my death I want my laptop either given to my friend from college or incinerated. I don't want anyone in my family inheriting it with the dragon's hoard of porn stored on it, I think it'd make my funeral really awkward.

Dude, there's no shame in death. Make the funeral a porn marathon.

You know, mourn the loss of a loved one by making more loved ones?

Best funeral ever.
Apart from my planned one, which is either:

A) Plant my body under a tree sapling, then state in my will that the tree and none of it's descendants may be chopped down, then lololo as the forest covers the planet

or

B) Sacrifice my mortal body to my Other self in the outer dark to free Me.

[Dutchling]

My planned one involves me faking my own death and have everyone get lost in a massive underground dungeon filled with camera's so I can watch them mourn.

[SalmonGod]

My planned one involves me faking my own death and have everyone get lost in a massive underground dungeon filled with camera's so I can watch them mourn.

I can imagine you as your avatar watching the surveillance feeds.

[MaximumZero]

I've told my family to have the best funeral ever for me. What I want them to do is find a farmer who'd be okay with using my body as fertilizer, and toss it in a wood chipper. Then, spend all the funeral money on booze, metal bands, and women of questionable morals.

[kaijyuu]

All I really care about is being an organ donor. Past that, whatever's cheapest.

One thought that occurred to me a while back is being a cadaver for medical students. That'd be nifty. I just hope they make sure I'm dead before having a bunch of early 20 somethings poke me with sticks.

[Korbac]

"This corpse died inside - out a long time ago, due to mental issues... but enough about me and onto the cadaver."

[Loud Whispers]

One thought that occurred to me a while back is being a cadaver for medical students. That'd be nifty. I just hope they make sure I'm dead before having a bunch of early 20 somethings poke me with sticks.

Same here. I figure I honestly won't care being you know, dead. One more way to help the living.

[misko27]

I want a grave-stone. I really don't want to be forgotten for all eternity, and grave-stones are slightly longer-lasting then rotten corpses.

[Vorthon]

Screw death. I plan to stave it off for as long as possible, through any means necessary.

[Darvi]

Don't tell me you don't want to pay taxes either.

[King DZA]

I'll probably have various organs ground down into a fine powder and given to loved ones in decorative pouches or something, then have whatever's left be laid out in a forest somewhere to be quickly returned back into the circle of life.

Assuming that my body is ever actually found, that is.

[Slayerhero90]

Well I haven't been keeping up with the space thread, but you might end up dying on Mars, DZA. There is no cirlce of life on mars. Just the Triangle of Death.

[Loud Whispers]

Well I haven't been keeping up with the space thread, but you might end up dying on Mars, DZA. There is no cirlce of life on mars. Just the Triangle of Death.

Yes, but it'd be a stable triangle. Mars was all about stability through war. It stands to follow that his planet would want to kill you in the name of peace. And corn.

[King DZA]

Well I haven't been keeping up with the space thread, but you might end up dying on Mars, DZA. There is no cirlce of life on mars. Just the Triangle of Death.

No worries, I don't have to fret about dying on a lifeless Mars. You see, due to my abnormally high levels of badassery, the universe simply will not allow my life to end in any way that isn't fittingly epic/dramatic.
Any old space explorer can die on a barren, uninhabitable planet. It would take something more along the lines of Mars himself rising up from the core of the planet to kill me off.

[Darvi]

Did you just challenge the God of War to a duel to the death on a different planet?