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[Loud Whispers]

Did it at least taste better coming back up?

I DO NOT VOMIT WITH MY SKIN

[misko27]

Do you need some radioactive donuts to wash down that taste?

Today I just found out what expired ketchup feels like.

Problematic flaw with that idea.

I don;t get it. I've had ketchup thats oscillated in the back of the fridge fo years, had some this morning. Tasted fine. A little wet aound the top, but perfectly consistient otherwise.
 
If you're refering to rotten ketchup, eeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

[kaijyuu]

Did it at least taste better coming back up?

I DO NOT VOMIT WITH MY SKIN

Ooooooh. I thought you had a stomach ache.


Was it goopy and nasty?

[Loud Whispers]

It moved.

[GaxkangtheUnbound]

Did it try eating you? If so, you may have discovered a rare species of sentient ketchup.

[Slayerhero90]

Loud Whispers gets the Nobel War Prize.

[Loud Whispers]

Did it try eating you? If so, you may have discovered a rare species of sentient ketchup.

I was lucky - it didn't want to eat me without fresh ketchup.

[Ultimuh]

Someone were almost about to write an EA/Dr. pepper slashfiction due to a joke I made on Mibbit.
The horror.. D:

[Rose]

How do you go on mibbit?

That's like saying somebody made a joke on pidgin. It says nothing.

[kaenneth]

▒҈▒Ѿ░҉░ʨʦʤ?

[Slayerhero90]

Was?

[SomeStupidGuy]

▒҈▒Ѿ░҉░ʨʦʤ.
C'mon, Slayer. What's confusing about it?

[Slayerhero90]

I'm reading OwOtctsd3

That makes no fucking sense whatsoever.

[JoshuaFH]

So I actually did decide to write up a small page describing that I'd like to have the details of my death disclosed on these forums, with the relevant name and password to do so. I haven't told anyone else about it, it's hidden in the safe underneath my bed. I'm just hoping that should the day come, they'll be fast to rummage through my belongings and find it.

I just wonder if it's conspicuous to also mention on it that in the event of my death I want my laptop either given to my friend from college or incinerated. I don't want anyone in my family inheriting it with the dragon's hoard of porn stored on it, I think it'd make my funeral really awkward.

[Dutchling]

I just wonder if it's conspicuous to also mention on it that in the event of my death I want my laptop either given to my friend from college or incinerated. I don't want anyone in my family inheriting it with the dragon's hoard of porn stored on it, I think it'd make my funeral really awkward.

Dude, there's no shame in death. Make the funeral a porn marathon.

You know, mourn the loss of a loved one by making more loved ones?