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[Slayerhero90]

What happened to New Guy?

[Loud Whispers]

What happened to New Guy?

Oh eyes of my eyes they got him D:

[Vorthon]

Dammit, you guys are making me want to read 'The Stand' again.

[dei]

My drunk roommate threatened to beat me up if I even so much as look at his daughter that I didn't even know existed. I haven't gone out into the living room since then.

[Slayerhero90]

New Guy? You alive still? :c

[Flying Dice]

My drunk roommate threatened to beat me up if I even so much as look at his daughter that I didn't even know existed. I haven't gone out into the living room since then.

Sounds like it might be time to start implying that you know her. Biblically.

[Trapezohedron]

I'm still alive, fortunately for me. And I believe the situation will calm down in a few months, because finally, the perpetrators of the crime were televised a few days ago.

But that won't stop some idiots from chasing us, what with the perpetrators sending them on our way to keep us occupied.

I'm living somewhere a ways far from home currently until the situation calms down.

[Slayerhero90]

Woo! He's not dead!

Anyways, good luck, NG.

[Trapezohedron]

Honestly, I'm not in danger. It's my parents who are.

Although if we don't ignore the middle men, I am aware that I am kidnapping material if the guys really want their cash (which we don't have).

They don't know my face. But damn it I feel very sad for my parents. Almost as if they're not going to see the light of day until this whole mess is over.

E: Mother-of-fucking-shit, the perpetrators of the crime were televised for the third time. I would like it if most of the people hunting us would redirect their search towards them, not us.

But if it makes them go look for us, because we were formerly affiliated with that fucking organization, well... fuck.

[kaijyuu]

This is perhaps the most terrifying and fucked up advertisement I've ever seen.

[Xantalos]

That may be terrifying, but highly intriguing.

[Corai]

This is perhaps the most terrifying and fucked up advertisement I've ever seen.

Tell me it's fake. Tell me it's fake. Tell me it's fake. Tell me it's fake. Tell me it's fake.

PLEASE.

[kaijyuu]

That may be terrifying, but highly intriguing.

Why would YOU want to be born into a mortal shell?

[Xantalos]

That may be terrifying, but highly intriguing.

Why would YOU want to be born into a mortal shell?

Intriguing for other people. Think of the knowledge you guys could obtain if all the smart people were periodically reborn into baby bodies. Immortal smart people = infinite knowledge = a way to free me.

[Scelly9]

The longer you look the more disturbing it gets.


I LOVE IT!