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[Urist McPenguinhead]

These things are horrible

[Scelly9]

No, their cute.

[Hanslanda]

No, their cute.

My original post makes me absolutely terrified. I'm a little worried the Final Boss RTD has begun infecting my mind.

[Wrex]

Give in to your madness Hans. It's not that bad...you will know the joys of slaughter~

[Hanslanda]

Hey, I'm all good for a nice pillage and slaughter, but thousands of naked mole rats in a giant bucket?

[Wrex]

Goin  to fever dream land guys, see ya'll in the morning.

[Xantalos]

Babizzle.
Also, found it:

Write horrible slashfic of Xantalos and Clippy, then distribute solely to Xantalos.

(1) OH NO, IT'S GOOD! XANTALOS IS INTERESTED IN IT!

Behold the horror.

[Yoink]

OHSHIT My phone just somehow fell from the computer table to the floor. When I picked it up it was acting strangely, and my heart almost stopped as I thought I'd broken the thing.
Then I restarted it and it seems to be working okay, but I decided to copy all the files from it to a backup on my computer.
(I needed to do this anyway, since I need to send the thing away to get its headphone jack repaired) But then the copying process froze up, I clicked cancel and it was not responding, so I closed it via task manager and now EVERYTHING is screwed up. Yeah. Probably going to have to restart my computer.

[i2amroy]

Hey, I'm all good for a nice pillage and slaughter, but thousands of naked mole rats in a giant bucket?

http://what-if.xkcd.com/4/
Not quite the same, but still horribly related.

[Hanslanda]

Babizzle.
Also, found it:

Write horrible slashfic of Xantalos and Clippy, then distribute solely to Xantalos.

(1) OH NO, IT'S GOOD! XANTALOS IS INTERESTED IN IT!

Behold the horror.

It's good though. Nirur has talent.

Hey, I'm all good for a nice pillage and slaughter, but thousands of naked mole rats in a giant bucket?

http://what-if.xkcd.com/4/
Not quite the same, but still horribly related.

I recall reading this before. I thank you for re-linking it though, because a meatplanet is an odd thought.

[Loud Whispers]

Write horrible slashfic of Xantalos and Clippy, then distribute solely to Xantalos.

(1) OH NO, IT'S GOOD! XANTALOS IS INTERESTED IN IT!

Behold the horror.

You should've seen the 100 post or so derail regarding Wrex ♥ Greatorder

[Slayerhero90]

I don't get many sex dreams.
These days it's mostly Homestuck and body horror.

I had both at the same time once. A version of dead space when stepping one foot off from a specific area, then Bro appeared and sat on a couch-seat-thing, then I suddenly was stuck on Alternia pre-current trolls, late? ancestor trolls. The snowy floor was LAVA! And chain link fences everywhere. But I was with my brother and my mom, and then meteor, and then something I  don't wish to get into.

Also, in the same week, EGYPTIAN THEMED POST APOCALYPSE. MINECRAFT SWAMP HOUSE. TEREZI TEACHES ME OF STEALTH. I SAVE PEOPLE FROM MACHINES THAT BLAST YOU WITH SAND UNTILL YOU'RE DUST. EGYPTIANS WERE NAZIS.

Also had a dream where I had to gather kitchen gloves to move up in a 1984-esque society.

I hate antibiotics sometimes.

[Scelly9]

This does nothing to ease my fears of having all my things stolen in a hotel. Ah, hackers.

[JoshuaFH]

This does nothing to ease my fears of being murdered in my sleep in a hotel. Ah, hackers.

That seems just a little bit fake, but I may be proven wrong on that one.

[Scelly9]

Well, the guy that discovered the exploit is currently being sued for writing up a very detailed paper on it. So, I'm thinking that it's real.