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[kaijyuu]

You just noticed that?

[Hanslanda]

You just noticed that?

No, I realized around the time he was raving about the Ravens. Then he said he had a raven stockpile. Which is two words I never expected to have to put together.

[Azthor]

Poor Slender Man only wants 20 bucks for a pizza. You insensitive bastards won't even help him get some fat into that malnourished body of his!

[Xantalos]

Slendy is that kid from Willy Wonka who got taffy pulled - only logical explanation. Now he stalks kids like him who eat Wonka products to prevent them from suffering the same fate he did.

[Zaerosz]

Poor Slender Man only wants 20 bucks for a pizza. You insensitive bastards won't even help him get some fat into that malnourished body of his!

Twenty bloody dollars? I could get FOUR pizzas with that and still have change left over!

[kaijyuu]

Maybe four of those crappy frozen pizzas. Or those single serving ones they used to make.

I real pizza is at least 14 inches and made by the wretched hands of pitiful, broken pizza shop laborers.

[Wrex]

You Know, it's funny what some people find terrifying is laughed off by others.

[Zaerosz]

Maybe four of those crappy frozen pizzas. Or those single serving ones they used to make.

I real pizza is at least 14 inches and made by the wretched hands of pitiful, broken pizza shop laborers.

Spoiler: You were saying? (Screenshot) (click to show/hide)

It is also worth noting that this is a New Zealand thing. The cheap-as-hell pizzas, not the franchise.

[Azthor]

Pizzas can be much more expensive than 20 dollars, it all depends on what you are eating and where you are eating.

[Scelly9]

Maybe four of those crappy frozen pizzas. Or those single serving ones they used to make.

I real pizza is at least 14 inches and made by the wretched hands of pitiful, broken pizza shop laborers.

Spoiler: You were saying? (Screenshot) (click to show/hide)

It is also worth noting that this is a New Zealand thing. The cheap-as-hell pizzas, not the franchise.

Same here.

[Loud Whispers]

Slendy is that kid from Willy Wonka who got taffy pulled - only logical explanation. Now he stalks kids like him who eat Wonka products to prevent them from suffering the same fate he did.

Please tell me this was copy pasta'd, because I've seen this entire post word for word before.

[Xantalos]

Slendy is that kid from Willy Wonka who got taffy pulled - only logical explanation. Now he stalks kids like him who eat Wonka products to prevent them from suffering the same fate he did.

Please tell me this was copy pasta'd, because I've seen this entire post word for word before.

I might be repeating myself.
I might be repeating myself.
I might be repeating myself.
I might be repeating myself.
I might be repeating myself.

[GoombaGeek]

THIS IS THE STORY OF A DAY WHERE THERE WAS ALL THIS copypasta. A MAN WAS WALKING AROUND AND copypasta STARTED COMING OUT OF HIM EVERYWHERE. THERE WAS SO MUCH copypasta THAT IT FILLED UP AN ELEVATOR. HE WENT TO THE STORE AND THERE WAS JUST copypasta ALL OVER THE PLACE! PEOPLE WERE SLIPPING IN IT AND THEY WERE ALL GROSSED OUT. HE TRIED TO GO SWIMMING AND ALL OF THE SHARKS WENT NUTS AND BITTENED EVERYBODY. HE GOT CHASED BY ALL THE VAMPIRES EVER. ONE TIME THE copypasta GOT A KID AND A DOG. AT THE END OF THE DAY EVERYONE DECIDED THEY WOULD SEND HIM TO SPACE SO THAT HE WOULD STOP GETTING copypasta EVERY WHERE. THE SCARIEST PART IS THAT THE MAN WAS YOU!!! (OR HE WAS A LADY IF YOU ARE A LADY) AND YOU FORGOT THAT THIS HAPPENED.

[Slayerhero90]

Anybody else come up with their own -man? I came up with Sturdyman this morning.

Appearance: Short (which by homo gracili standards is human sized) and fat. Wears a plaid flannel shirt, cowboy hat, and blue jeans. Slightly darker skin tone than Slendy (light gray rather than white).

Origin: As opposed to Slendy's execution by tree, Sturdy came from a lethal coming-of-age practice that involved a cactus, someone's face, and repeated bashing, all in order to obtain a horse. As a result, Sturdy is more cactus than tree and has a fixation with horses, rather than murder and children. He also retains the anger asociated with teenagers. Do not stop looking at your cattle or horses, or he will take them and ranch them. His effect on cameras in minimal, but sometimes country music starts playing from nowhere. He collects currency, and right now he wants 12.58 pounds. He is willing to approach people and talk to them, but he is still unnerving enough to scare people. He takes it in stride, though.

[Gamerlord]

Maybe four of those crappy frozen pizzas. Or those single serving ones they used to make.

I real pizza is at least 14 inches and made by the wretched hands of pitiful, broken pizza shop laborers.

Spoiler: You were saying? (Screenshot) (click to show/hide)

It is also worth noting that this is a New Zealand thing. The cheap-as-hell pizzas, not the franchise.

Same here.

THATS cheap as hell? I can get bigger and tastier for less in Australia.