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Loud Whispers

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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #1605 on: September 01, 2012, 06:55:21 pm »

what if we all go to Korea , promote ourselves as kings , start a civil war and fly to the space ?
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #1606 on: September 01, 2012, 06:56:46 pm »

well if we create a cake business with the help of fapcula , we will be swimming in endless ocean of money .

cream cakes , anyone ?

so , anyone wants a gaytime with cream cake ?

i sure did enjoy the gaytime !
« Last Edit: September 01, 2012, 06:59:06 pm by brainfreez »
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #1607 on: September 01, 2012, 07:03:54 pm »

What the Hell happened to this thread?!
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #1608 on: September 01, 2012, 07:04:13 pm »

well if we create a cake business with the help of fapcula , we will be swimming in endless ocean of money .

cream cakes , anyone ?

so , anyone wants a gaytime with cream cake ?

i sure did enjoy the gaytime !

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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #1609 on: September 01, 2012, 07:09:50 pm »

well if we create a cake business with the help of fapcula , we will be swimming in endless ocean of money .

cream cakes , anyone ?

so , anyone wants a gaytime with cream cake ?

i sure did enjoy the gaytime !

Urge...To Kill....Rising!

I'm pretty sure Gaytime is an Australian ice cream, but still.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #1610 on: September 01, 2012, 07:11:55 pm »

yes , Gaytime is Ausie ice cream .

that's for those with weaker minds who couldn't figure that out on their own .

Damn , this thread makes me terrified .
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #1611 on: September 01, 2012, 07:30:58 pm »

Wrex's urge to kill rising? We must be doing something right.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #1612 on: September 01, 2012, 07:36:37 pm »

with fapculas support we could create our own toothpaste .

"fapculas toothpaste , will stick that smile on your face !"

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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #1613 on: September 01, 2012, 07:57:09 pm »

Wrex's urge to kill rising? We must be doing something right.

Oh god you want me to turn and kill things for your amusement.


Good thing werewolves are physically impossible, right? right?

*Dreads going to sleep tonight*
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #1614 on: September 01, 2012, 08:23:07 pm »

More on topic,

That's Dean's blue hole, or so I think.
Largely the fear of the unknown is gone in this world... But once you go beneath the waves you're not in your world anymore.
This is both terrifying and exhilarating, that there is more that we may never know... Beneath the waves.

I may never go to the center of the Earth (not without dying at least), but I will still have several distinct memories that bring terror to mind... One where I was in a rubber hamster ball all alone in the sea (long story), another where I surfaced into a swarm of jellyfish (FUKNOPE) and to be honest many, many more, but one stands out to me as the one that embodies the fear of the unknown.

I was on the water on the ocean floor when the sun set down. We left earlier from the boat than anyone else to enjoy the few seconds of natural light before it was gone to see if we could find things of interest (such as freaking 2m wide Murray Eels, awesome sight to behold), and it was beautiful.
Within so few time visibility extended to the narrow cone of light your flashlight could spare you. Every move you made sparked with a green halo, and all around you urchins as black as the sky above started emerging from the shadows.
Quickly the water temperature chills you till you yearn to ascend... But you still go on, searching for something to see, something worth seeing. Something lying in the unknown, in all of those shadows and crevices - SOMEWHERE there must be something. If there was something, I will not know. There were movements and half glimpsed symbols which glittered in and out of visual existence. Was I imagining it all? Was this the effect of water pressure, the cold or... Fear?
Eventually we notice we were getting low on air, just enough for a return journey.
And that's when the other 2 friends I was diving with shrugged their shoulders and looked to me.
Those bastards. I was the only one keeping bearing all along.
The world outside was gone. The only thing we could see was the ocean floor. All around us we could see nothing, unless you count the ever shifting mass of black spikes something to behold.
We couldn't ascend, we had gone too far from the boat to surface. The current would've drifted us off if we surfaced, or worse exhausted ourselves in the middle of the sea, so we had to stay low. Not that we could do a pressure stop to ascend even if we wanted to.
So that meant we had to go back following the ocean floor. Time slowly ticking away with every slow, calculated breath.
It was easy keeping bearing. It was harder believing it. When you turned back everything had changed, what seems like solid razors from one end seemed to be a hollow umbrella from the other, and all the bleached white coral in the sand of the exact same colour in the world couldn't convince me any better.
We kept going. Me in front, hand by my eyes.
Well, at least I was right.
We found a familiar place (as in completely absent of any features whatsoever) and ascended to make our safety stop.
5 minutes suspended in black waters. You can't see up, you can't see down and there was no point even bothering to look in any other direction. Just empty space and the comforting murk of the plankton.
One of my friends turns off our torches.
You bastard.
5 minutes suspended in black waters. I had to make sure we didn't drift out of eyesight of each other.
Thanks friend.
You bastard.
There was no doubt about it, the crackling roar of the air crashing from our ears announced our return to the surface.
And so we also found out just how far away we ended up from the boat. Maybe we drifted off in those 5 minutes of suspension. Maybe we swam out too far? Either way, we started swimming back. We had about 50-70 bars of air left each.
They snorkeled back whilst I lay back and started kicking. Scrubs. Lrn2relax.
Then the current changed and started pushing us into the reef.
The very cutty reef.
Full of spiky things that make you drown.
Fuck you current.
So we swam back from afar, in those black waters. Laughing.
Success.


In retrospect I wonder if I was thinking straight at all. I mean, I got a piece of rusty ship stuck in my leg once and do you know what I did? Pulled the sucker out and kept swimming.
And do you know what?
Only right now, do I think that might have had something to do with the illness I got later. And that lasted about a few hours before I got better.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #1615 on: September 01, 2012, 08:49:34 pm »

*Amazing/Terrifying story
That's freaking insane, dude. You're a much better man than me, the thought of going down even half that deep frightens me.
Out of curiosity how long ago did this happen?
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #1616 on: September 01, 2012, 09:27:28 pm »

freaking 2m wide Murray Eels, awesome sight to behold
Uh... holy crap, what? Those things only reach ~10m long, assuming you mean Moray eels. That aside, eels still give me the willies. Kudos for your crazy undersea adventure. Considering that I sink like a rock, that situation would be even more unimaginably terrifying for me.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #1617 on: September 01, 2012, 10:06:36 pm »

freaking 2m wide Murray Eels, awesome sight to behold
Uh... holy crap, what? Those things only reach ~10m long, assuming you mean Moray eels. That aside, eels still give me the willies. Kudos for your crazy undersea adventure. Considering that I sink like a rock, that situation would be even more unimaginably terrifying for me.
Big ass head. I swear it was (insert hand gesture) this big. It was huge whatever it was. I'm not exactly a marine biologist :P
Although I don't mean length, I mean... The sheer size of the head.

I could've sworn it was a squid at first. Thus are the perils of low visibility.
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*Amazing/Terrifying story
That's freaking insane, dude. You're a much better man than me, the thought of going down even half that deep frightens me.
Out of curiosity how long ago did this happen?
Nah, it was only around 12M to (at most) 25ish M, not that deep, mostly. Going below/near 40M depth is the health-threatening limit, so you tend to give a lot of leeway. If it panics you just don't dive at night, it's for the most part quite relaxing :P
As for when it happened, all done quite recently too, back in July. Good times. Good, terrifyingly fun times.

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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #1618 on: September 01, 2012, 10:13:48 pm »

freaking 2m wide Murray Eels, awesome sight to behold
Uh... holy crap, what? Those things only reach ~10m long, assuming you mean Moray eels. That aside, eels still give me the willies. Kudos for your crazy undersea adventure. Considering that I sink like a rock, that situation would be even more unimaginably terrifying for me.
I heard Murray Eels tend to live under caddyshacks, serving as a ghost busting creature trapped in a temporal loop in single-day cycles, usually during Groundhog Day. They also tend to appear having stripes as well, and you can get lost in translation trying to understand them if you happen upon on in Japanese coasts. They're miserly creatures with rather scrooged behaviors.

That aside: Here's a song about eels
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #1619 on: September 01, 2012, 10:16:19 pm »

Okay, first of all: Loud Whispers, you are freaking awesome. That was a great story.

Second of all, Brainfreez is fucking insane.
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