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[kaijyuu]

We really can't discuss ponies without turning it into a horrible fetish fic thread. Wow.

I'll take full responsibility for that one >.>

[Taricus]

But dear god it would be worth it. Also, I think my rational mind is dead or something because now I can't stop thinking about what various things from the MLP fim universe would taste like. Sautéed alicorn, barbecued draconequus, smoked manticore; yummy yummy yummy!

This is starting to remind me of my repeated musings on Pokemon edibility. I mean there are no other animals on the entire goddamn planet, it looks like, and yet they still eat meat and fish and stuff. Tauros steak would be great, I think. Or Bouffalant, or Miltank. And you could probably make vitamin supplements out of Azurill tails and/or Cherubi...

Is it wrong that the first thing that pops into my head when somebody mentions Pokemon edibility is 'Pikachu kabobs'?

If it's a pokemon, and not ground/steel/ghost/poison type, you can probably eat it

[Vorthon]

Dammit, now I'm thinking about Onix burgers and Skarmory nuggets.

[Zaerosz]

But dear god it would be worth it. Also, I think my rational mind is dead or something because now I can't stop thinking about what various things from the MLP fim universe would taste like. Sautéed alicorn, barbecued draconequus, smoked manticore; yummy yummy yummy!

This is starting to remind me of my repeated musings on Pokemon edibility. I mean there are no other animals on the entire goddamn planet, it looks like, and yet they still eat meat and fish and stuff. Tauros steak would be great, I think. Or Bouffalant, or Miltank. And you could probably make vitamin supplements out of Azurill tails and/or Cherubi...

Is it wrong that the first thing that pops into my head when somebody mentions Pokemon edibility is 'Pikachu kabobs'?

If it's a pokemon, and not ground/steel/ghost/poison type, you can probably eat it

Hell, even then, some Ground types would be edible (e.g. Sandshrew, Sandslash), and I'd suspect you could prepare Poison types for consumption in a manner similar to preparing fugu. And Skarmory, you could just crack open the metal casing/feathers/what have you and roast the tender flesh underneath.

Dammit, now I'm thinking about Onix burgers and Skarmory nuggets.

Onix are made of solid rock. I don't think you'd have much luck eating one of those.

[Vorthon]

Ground 'em

Dammit, now I'm thinking about Onix burgers and Skarmory nuggets.

Onix are made of solid rock. I don't think you'd have much luck eating one of those.

Fine then, Onix paste or something.

[Zaerosz]

Ground 'em

Dammit, now I'm thinking about Onix burgers and Skarmory nuggets.

Onix are made of solid rock. I don't think you'd have much luck eating one of those.

Fine then, Onix paste or something.

Onix. Are made. Of solid. Rock. There is nothing edible about them.

[Vorthon]

Nothing shall stop my quest to eat all creatures, be they real or imaginary! Not even the fourth wall!

[MaximumZero]

Grind it into dust, mix it with a ginormous pixie stick, and swallow it whole.

[kaijyuu]

Nothing shall stop my quest to eat all creatures, be they real or imaginary! Not even the fourth wall!

I know one thing: Time.

I'm thinking up tons of imaginary creatures right now. Try eating all those. Plus all the others ever made up by everyone ever.

[Skyrunner]

Yay, let's cut up an eat all those pokemon xD

[MaximumZero]

Yay, let's cut up an eat all those pokemon xD

That would be the greatest battle ever. "Today, we duel, using our pets. The winner's pet goes home to be safe, warm, loved, and well fed. The loser's pet...is eaten, by the winner."

Too bad the "Hunger Games" is taken as a name.

[SomeStupidGuy]

Nothing shall stop my quest to eat all creatures, be they real or imaginary! Not even the fourth wall!

Good luck with that.
Though eating Skarmory sounds appealing if only just because you'd be able to make it's steel feather things into silverware, then eat it using said silverware.

[Jervill]

Good luck on eating greatorder's spore creature before it devours you.

[Xantalos]

What would that be? Because I've seen a LOT of scary spore creatures...

[da_nang]

And so this thread turned to vorarephilia... Grown out of MLP then spiced up with Pokémon and roasted with dragonfire. We even ate the dragon.

I've now seen it all...

That said, let's do it some MOAR.