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[Hanslanda]

Yeah, that's pretty shitty. :/

[DrPoo]

Just hope you're not in the type of fucked up place where authorities favor the bullies, like where I grew up.

(iphone cant take long posts because of no scrolling in textboxes. )

I dont know, my municipality(ies, they began playing tennis with me) got bored of throwing me from sped to sped and decided to throw me at a real school to see how many people i would kill or rape, before they flood the place in magma. Its a school in a place i only come to buy clothes and computer parts. Have no idea how they handle things there. Its not so long before my dad takes me there.. And shit here we go. Im not DrPoo anymore, im DrDiarrhea. Im totally liquid from this shit.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

White Day: A Labyrinth of School.

I'm only watching an LP of it and the translation is awful, but I'm still scared.

[DrPoo]

Update: its not as terrifying as i first expected. I like being considered normal and talking with people that wont attempt to stab my eyes out when people arent looking. Outside world is a fantastic place.. So free and beutiful

[alway]

http://www.popsci.com/technology/article/2012-08/video-indestructible-military-inchworm-bot-survives-attack-bootheels-and-hammers
KILL IT WITH FIRE.

[Fenrir]

http://www.popsci.com/technology/article/2012-08/video-indestructible-military-inchworm-bot-survives-attack-bootheels-and-hammers
KILL IT WITH FIRE.

They want to use it for endoscopes?

[alway]

http://www.popsci.com/technology/article/2012-08/video-indestructible-military-inchworm-bot-survives-attack-bootheels-and-hammers
KILL IT WITH FIRE.

They want to use it for endoscopes?

The only thing that could possibly make it worse would be if they gave it teeth and intended for it to go in through the arm.
...
If the creators are reading this: DON'T GET ANY IDEAS, DAMNIT.

[penguinofhonor]

I just spent like 10 minutes trying to find an SCP that resembled the worm robot thing only to realize that it was deleted a while back.

[Cthulhu]

Got in the shower this morning to find a spider.  I figure, what the hell, live and let live.  It's not in the blast zone so I don't bother it, and turn the water on.

He starts flying.  Shit.  Fuck.  Flying spider.

He heads right at me, landing on my chest.  I brush him off and run out, trying to appease him with a "Fine, fine, you can have the shower."

He relaxed and I smashed him with a washcloth.  Yippie-kai-yay, motherfucker.

[Slayerhero90]

I searched "mahjong" and and clicked the first link. Then I failed my mahjong because the last two pieces were on top of eachother. When you fail, loud combination of a boat horn and a honky horn plays and SCARES THE SHIT OUT OF MR LIKE 4 OR 5 TIMES!

[Hanslanda]

Got in the shower this morning to find a spider.  I figure, what the hell, live and let live.  It's not in the blast zone so I don't bother it, and turn the water on.

He starts flying.  Shit.  Fuck.  Flying spider.

He heads right at me, landing on my chest.  I brush him off and run out, trying to appease him with a "Fine, fine, you can have the shower."

He relaxed and I smashed him with a washcloth.  Yippie-kai-yay, motherfucker.

Cthulhu uses False Surrender!
Its effective!
Cthulhu uses Rag Slap!
Its super effective!

[alway]

Got in the shower this morning to find a spider.  I figure, what the hell, live and let live.  It's not in the blast zone so I don't bother it, and turn the water on.

He starts flying.  Shit.  Fuck.  Flying spider.

He heads right at me, landing on my chest.  I brush him off and run out, trying to appease him with a "Fine, fine, you can have the shower."

He relaxed and I smashed him with a washcloth.  Yippie-kai-yay, motherfucker.

Well what did you expect would happen? You walked in on him while he was naked in the shower and then decided you would shower while he was still in there. It's no wonder he attacked you. Knock next time dude.

[Hanslanda]

And then you brutally murdered him.

[MaximumZero]

I just tipped back in my chair a little, and all the alcohol I just drank hit me like a ton of bricks. I subsequently panicked because I thought the chair was going over. Went from feeling completely sober to FUUUUUUU--drunk!

I'm gonna go take a shower and hit the sack. I have to work tomorrow.

[Putnam]

Holy shit, why is it that Britain seems to have such horrible bullying problems?

(Unless it's just England--I have a feeling they don't welsh, scottish, irish, australian, or cornish people there )