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[Slayerhero90]

It stopped. Mom assured me that it was probably the material that the rain brought with it.

[Hanslanda]

A what?

Urine analysis. A pee test. The thing that keeps me from going to prison.

[Slayerhero90]

NOOOOO! DON'T GO TO PRISON! :c

[Hanslanda]

NOOOOO! DON'T GO TO PRISON! :c

I don't plan on it, but when the justice department is involved, you have no rights or options but what they assign you.

[Jervill]

Listen to Hans, slayer.  Be careful around drugs.  Stick to caffeine, if necessary.

[Slayerhero90]

Dr. Pepper and Internet are the only drugs I will ever need, besides those perscribed.

[Hanslanda]

Listen to Hans, slayer.  Be careful around drugs.  Stick to caffeine, if necessary.

Drugs... I don't even know what to say about them anymore. I just fucking hate the local corrupt government.

Dr. Pepper and Internet are the only drugs I will ever need, besides those perscribed.

Good boy.

[Greendogo]

I sold 23 Bitcoins today for ~$261 because I thought the price was going to go down a tiny bit in the next several hours... it went up.  I hope it goes back down again, so I can at least break even.

[FuzzyZergling]

If it's not too private, what did you do to get scutiny from the justice system?

[Scelly9]

I sold 23 Bitcoins today for ~$261 because I thought the price was going to go down a tiny bit in the next several hours... it went up.  I hope it goes back down again, so I can at least break even.

Did you mine or buy them?

[Hanslanda]

If it's not too private, what did you do to get scutiny from the justice system?

My brother was a dealer and a fucking idiot. I got pulled over because his dumbass had a warrant for shoplifting, cuz he is a fucking dumbass. I happened to have felonious substances on my person, because I am a good driver and never get pulled over, so I wasn't worried about it. They searched him and my car, found a pipe, searched me, found weed and pills. I went to jail for a month, then rehab for a month, now I'm on an 18 month 'program'. He bonded out for fifty fucking dollars and never heard about it again.

See, I like getting high. I can't fucking stand people in reality, so I use to make social situations bearable. But I'm not a dealer, and I don't let my addiction interfere with my responsibilities. So, obviously, I need the threat of prison to reform me into a 'socially acceptable individual'. Basically, if I get into enough trouble, I get sent to prison for four months for 'shock treatment' then get another try. If they do this, I will tell them fuck that, send me up there to do my sentence. I don't really fucking care about being a felon anymore. I'm just fucking tired of all this shit.

[Slayerhero90]

While I think that drug laws are at least a bit too strict, people really shouldn't be idiots with drugs. You were being intelligent, I guess. I just don't want to see you go to prison. I like the people of this forum most of the time.

[Greendogo]

I sold 23 Bitcoins today for ~$261 because I thought the price was going to go down a tiny bit in the next several hours... it went up.  I hope it goes back down again, so I can at least break even.

Did you mine or buy them?

I bought them months ago for around $6.  I meant I hope can break even on this silly day trading experiment.

Update: Well, I didn't break even, I decided to jump on $11.445/btc while it was offered, but I hit the button too late and the price hopped up to $11.5159.  Now I'm at 22.84 coming out of the experiment.  Note to self: Just leave the day trading to the less Dwarfy.

[Hanslanda]

While I think that drug laws are at least a bit too strict, people really shouldn't be idiots with drugs. You were being intelligent, I guess. I just don't want to see you go to prison. I like the people of this forum most of the time.

I want to go on a massive rant, but I can't find a way to do it without being a douche, so I'm just going to say, yes. I agree with you fully. On all points, except maybe the 'being intelligent' point. If I had been being intelligent, I wouldn't have been anywhere near my brother. Ever. Whatever, gotta play the hand that is dealt.

[Loud Whispers]

Well, you know the saying you can't pick family...