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[Cthulhu]

May be a bit exaggerated at some parts, but this tale is 99% true through my eyes. 

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Didn't happen today, but is fairly recent. My friends John, Paul, and I were at John's house (apperently haunted) and decide to have a walk down the street in the middle of the night. The street is surrounded on both sides by woods and wild animals are always common in our area. As we are walking, Paul is acting like a big baby and complaining about every noise in the underbrush and how it might be some horrible creature out to get us. They both start talking about an abandoned house further down the road that they saw while driving one day. I say that we should go check it out and maybe look inside. They hesitantly agree. As we walk, we hear coyotes yelping not too far into the woods and are terrified when deer jump out accross the road. After roughly fifteen minutes, we arrive at the house. Everything about it is creepy. The lot it sits on is a clearing that is uncharacteristically bare in some spots and the grass that should be as high as our waists appears to be slightly whithered. The only other vegetation is the occasional unhealthy looking forest shrub, crawling with poison ivy or oak and the single dead tree near the back of the lot. The driveway is a hard packed path of very fine gravel that winds about the lot seemingly at random, eventually leading up to the house. The house itself sits roughly in the center of the lot and stands two stories high. The porch of the house faces east and is a sort of extended stoop with a rotted overhang and partially broken steps. The sides of the house are a sort of patchy white from the years of wear and shine in the moonlight with an eerie glow. The windows are open to the air and most of them have remnants of glass still clinging to their frames. The roof is black with a single dated television antenna sillouetted against the night sky at an odd angle and a crumbling chimmeny. Vines snake from the base of the foundation up to the rusted and heavily damaged gutters. Now, all of us standing there, in the road, looking on this rotted shell of a house wondering what the hell we should do next. I take a few steps towards it before a sense of urinary urgency befalls me and I decide that I'd rather go on the ground than in my pants, should anything happen. So, I choose a nice bush and, making sure to face away from the road and towards the house, I do my thing. Now, as I am doing this, a second floor window catches my attention. There is something off about it. It could be that it is the only window from my perspective with a fully intact pane of glass in it. I could be the absence of vines in the direct vicinity of the window. Or it could be the very faint glow that seems to be coming from the room that hosts the window. Whatever it is, I continue staring and as I finish and begin to zip my pants, my ears begin to ring and the light appears to get slightly brighter. Now, I look back to John and Paul and realize that they are making their way back up the street from where we came. Not one for going solo, I quickly hop back onto the street and catch up with them, not looking back towards the house. I didn't sleep to well that night.

You should've gone in, man.  Go back during the daytime and check it out.  Take pictures.  Post them on /x/

Man, I miss /x/.  Back before /b/ fucked it up it was hilarious.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

I'm sure it was just Slenderman. Nothing to be afriad of as long as you don't think about Slenderman. Don't think about Slenderman. Don't look outside. Don't think about Slenderman. Don't see the arms, white and angled like treebranches. Don't think about Slenderman. Don't look at this screen, with a video tear at the bottom. Don't think about Slenderman. Don't.

[Cthulhu]

What really terrifies me is that people think Slenderman is scary. :3

[SalmonGod]

What really terrifies me is that people think Slenderman is scary. :3

I think certain aspects of the invented myth are scary and others are silly.  I also think the pictures of him with a dozen tentacly arms are silly, while the more subtle ones are pretty creepy (especially the two originals that started the whole thing).

I want more good creepypasta.

[ein]

The Nether.
It's not that it's necessarily scary.
It's not, really.
But good gods, those ghasts. D:
Their constant whines are enough to drive even the strongest of will mad.

[Gunner-Chan]

And today is the day I realize I'm more insane than Ein. I find the LACK of ghast noises in the normal world... Disturbing.

I suppose that scares me a bit.

[ein]

I have frequent auditory hallucinations and schizophrenia.
The ghasts are just like another layer on top of that, happening all the time.
And the noises they make when you hurt or kill them are just blarg.

[Bohandas]

Existential dread often makes me terrified.

[Owlga]

The fact that watching Raocow with Rozy makes me feel drunk as hell.

[Darvi]

You sure that it wasn't the LPer who was drunk? Or on drugs?

Yes you can notice a difference between him being normal and him being high.

[Owlga]

No in his case I can tell he's sober and his brain just works... Interestingly. I don't think his world is a world I'd like to live in.

But I'm totally with him on Yoshi being a green miscreant.

[Darvi]

His singing is the worst though. At least I hope he was singing...

[Gunner-Chan]

His singing is the worst though. At least I hope he was singing...

Oh bull. His singing is the best. The best!

[Darvi]

Then I guess it wasn't singing, just some insane rambling. There was lots of talk about milk and about how Santa works for the guv'ment.

[Taricus]

Wait, santa works for a government?