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[KingofstarrySkies]

Well.

That's progress.

[SalmonGod]

Noticed a very small cemetary beside a section of road I have driven through probably over a thousand times.  How the hell have I missed this until now?

[KingofstarrySkies]

Couple of weeks ago, I found a cemetary.

Guess where?

Literally next door.

In the back-bit of my neighbors house, there's a fenced off area. Connects with my fenced off area. And if you go in there, and look on the ground...

Fucking golden plates, engraved. I almost shit myself when I found them.

[FearfulJesuit]

Couple of weeks ago, I found a cemetary.

Guess where?

Literally next door.

In the back-bit of my neighbors house, there's a fenced off area. Connects with my fenced off area. And if you go in there, and look on the ground...

Fucking golden plates, engraved. I almost shit myself when I found them.

Congratulations! Start a cult and get yourself murdered in the process of setting up an earthly utopia in the desert.

[timferius]

Meat prepeartion is quite different, though both cooked the same way.

Should've kept my dumb mouth shut, I'm vegetarian... Really not qualified to talk about this stuff.

What are the exact differences, though? Because as far as I know it's just less-than-average-quality compressed and glued-together meat on a spit, slowly being roasted.

Nope, I was getting it mixed up, you were right. I'm not sure why I thought they were different... Carry on, nothing to see.

[Arx]

I have found the devil.

Spoiler: Not scary: (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: I can feel my soul being ripped asunder: (click to show/hide)

[Loud Whispers]

Yeah, that's just a parrot under a blanket. I want to kill it just out of spite to prove it's not scary now.

...It's confirmed satanbird, for inciting murderhobo hatred then?

[Arx]

The eyes are weirding me out. It's like someone stuck googly eyes onto it, while it was alive. And they don't move.

[Loud Whispers]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

P͏̨͉̣̩̣̘̠̖̀O̸̮̯̠͖̟̦̤̤͈̩̞̫̗̲̖̣͞͝L̴̲̩̰̦̙̯̥͍̩̩͈̻̮̜̯̙͚̀ͅL̷̴̬̥̜͎͈̯̼͞Y̵̡̢̧̮̹̙̮͓̮͔̙̮̩̝̜
̨̺͍̰̥͙̭̻̻͉̙̱͙̣̭̲͍͇͇̬̀͟Ẁ̡҉̨̠̫̠̜̮À̸̡͚̺̳͎͎̼̰̩̯͎̪̹̲̪̠̩̝̗̱͝͞N̵̵̴̵̹̺̹͚͖̳̠̯̺̭T̶̡̰͖̮͎̹͖̤̣̥͔͕̝̦̜̣̖͟͟S̡̢̙̟͙͇̣̞̯̠̰̠̻͞͡
̴̝͎͕̮̻̦̘͉͙̱̦̥̯̥͓̪̤̻͜͠͞Y̡̤͇͓̝͕̘͟Ò̡̞͓͎̤̫͖̮̣̘͔̬̞̭̠̲̕͝Ứ̮̹̞͚̙̖͍̗̖Ŕ̯͇͖̥͚̞̗́͘
̵̞͕̰͙̬̣̺͚͈̟͕̲̟̜̮̮̲̤̕S̸̞̯̟̻͉̪̘̫̟̘̥͔̼͙̙͝͠O̷̡̭͇̲͍̦̭͇̫͖͎̣͢͡ͅU̸̵̪͓̘͍̯͇̮̣̺͖̦͓͈̝͚͚̩̞͝͠ͅL҉̧͔̳͔̙̪͇̻̙͉̫͎̬̺͉̻͉͕̕ͅͅ

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T̝̺͍̗͇̕o̶̘ ͓̞̱̭i̤̖n̤̮̦v͓̹̤̦̗̯̬͢o̝̰̣k͔̞͕͚ḛ͔̩̦ ̪̫t͕̼͈͙̘̼he̖͖̩ ̞̺̱̹͉͓̬͞h̝͙į̭̱v̗e̹̰͎̯͙̥-̗̥̩̪͙̪̝m̭̳̪̹͇͕̹͠ḭ̶̟̠͓͎̯͚n̷d̘̫̬̪̱̺̼ ̡̟̞̣r̟̮͇̣̞̻e̢̥p͔̦̀r̷̖e̦̻̰̟̩s̠̺̪̳eṇ̨͓̮̻̱̙t̬̞̟̬̣̺i̗͈̳͇̼n̳͟g̺̭ ͢p̘̭̘ͅi̫̪̻͎̘͔̩r̴̞͈̤͎á̬̪̺͔̥c̣͙y͇ͅ.̟̝̜
͉̬͇I̺̖̪͕̞̣ͅn̨̹̘̼̻̣͓͎v̭̳o̹̟̪̤͝k̬̹̬̲in̻g̜͍̣ ̜̯̺̪ṯ̘͖̬̟͓͕h͔̜̤e̶̬͉̱̯̤ ̳͇f͉e̳̭̕e̸̱̱̩l̬̹͈̣̣̜͞in̮̹̠g̲̣͔ ͕o̜f̸͚͕͈̝̲ ̯̱͙̙͚̤͠p̧̻͓̦̘̮͉ͅiŕ̲̠̻̗̫a̤͓̠c͚͉̦̱y͈̤͚̼̖̫̜.̳̟̩͝
͎̥W͓͇͙̼̠͎it̹̹͚͖̤͓͉h͖ ̶̞͇̣̣m̵̞̞͉͈o̺r̲̼̪e̯̱͍̥ ̱̩̤͚̣͙̙c̻̯̞̞͖͘r̘͓̙̫̼a͕̞c̪̹̝͓̘k̢͇̙̯̮͕̮e͍r̰s̯̝̟͙.͖̱
T̯̰̟̠̫͢ͅh̠̯e͉͎̻̻̘ͅ ̮͖͕̼͇ͅC̪̟͚̮͔̬̘a̫̗r̛͖̞͉͉̫͉̤i҉͙̪̥̙͔b̠b̨̦̖̤͍̼͓ḙá̙͉̮̰̜͖͍n̸̥̰̩̘̹̖ ̢̳̭͎h͚̹ͅi̢v̷̞͉͈̠̤̻̜e͜ͅ-̶̺̠m̛̱̠͔͓͙͇i͕͓̞̩̖̻̗n̢͖̭͕d̳̣̗͓͉̯ ̴o̗͖͉̣͔͕͢f̹͙͠ ̼̭p̺̗̞̙̮̟i̬̦r̴̖͍̝̳̤͉a͎̣͖̝̺̝̭c̢̖̤̥̺̤͎̳y̛͚̞̩͓.͓ ̷̣̼̞ͅͅP̨͍̰̱̫͉ol̮̝̤̦̲l̺̬̻͉ỳ.̬̝͠
̦H͚e̳͈̭̠͈̠̺ ͢w̰͉͇̤͟h͔͢o͔͈̘̝͈̜ ͇̰̜̟͜W̪͖͉̥a҉̺̰i̲̘̩͔͖̹̝t͏͉̮̦͎̩̼̭s̠̮͕̱͇ ̛̯̥̖̯Ụ̡̩̞̮̳ͅn̳̰̻͕̤̳̫d̛̤̪̱̻̳̹͚e̴̬͕̥̖͖r̙̣̭̪̠̖ ̣̟͓̰̘T̘̟͈h͇̰̱͖͕̥e̸͚̜͕̙̯͙̖ ̖͚̲̤ͅB̰̙͈̯̣l̗̺̰͇̜a̷̼ṉ̦̼̯͍k̜͈̙͍̳̯̼e̲̼t̰̗͈͝.
̭͟P̼̣͖̗̘O̝̰͈͙͉̦͢L͍̙̹̩̙̦L҉̹̩̪̦̝̦̯Y͙̳͈̩͎̭̫!̥͕̝̣͜

[JoshuaFH]

I got caught off guard by a youtube video that started blasting this horrid wretched sound into my ears at high volume. It was such a stupid video, but just the audio scared me shitless. For maybe a good 20 minutes afterwards, I was just scared of all noise, regardless of source.

Stupid youtube, shaking me up like that.

[rabidgam3r]

Watched a playthrough of P.T. with my friend, nearly pissed myself in terror.
Later, at night, my brother (20-something years old and old enough to know this is a horrible thing to do), JUUUST as I'm falling asleep, bangs on my door.
Terrorshits ensue.

[Orange Wizard]

T̝̺͍̗͇̕o̶̘ ͓̞̱̭i̤̖n̤̮̦v͓̹̤̦̗̯̬͢o̝̰̣k͔̞͕͚ḛ͔̩̦ ̪̫t͕̼͈͙̘̼he̖͖̩ ̞̺̱̹͉͓̬͞h̝͙į̭̱v̗e̹̰͎̯͙̥-̗̥̩̪͙̪̝m̭̳̪̹͇͕̹͠ḭ̶̟̠͓͎̯͚n̷d̘̫̬̪̱̺̼ ̡̟̞̣r̟̮͇̣̞̻e̢̥p͔̦̀r̷̖e̦̻̰̟̩s̠̺̪̳eṇ̨͓̮̻̱̙t̬̞̟̬̣̺i̗͈̳͇̼n̳͟g̺̭ ͢p̘̭̘ͅi̫̪̻͎̘͔̩r̴̞͈̤͎á̬̪̺͔̥c̣͙y͇ͅ.̟̝̜
͉̬͇I̺̖̪͕̞̣ͅn̨̹̘̼̻̣͓͎v̭̳o̹̟̪̤͝k̬̹̬̲in̻g̜͍̣ ̜̯̺̪ṯ̘͖̬̟͓͕h͔̜̤e̶̬͉̱̯̤ ̳͇f͉e̳̭̕e̸̱̱̩l̬̹͈̣̣̜͞in̮̹̠g̲̣͔ ͕o̜f̸͚͕͈̝̲ ̯̱͙̙͚̤͠p̧̻͓̦̘̮͉ͅiŕ̲̠̻̗̫a̤͓̠c͚͉̦̱y͈̤͚̼̖̫̜.̳̟̩͝
͎̥W͓͇͙̼̠͎it̹̹͚͖̤͓͉h͖ ̶̞͇̣̣m̵̞̞͉͈o̺r̲̼̪e̯̱͍̥ ̱̩̤͚̣͙̙c̻̯̞̞͖͘r̘͓̙̫̼a͕̞c̪̹̝͓̘k̢͇̙̯̮͕̮e͍r̰s̯̝̟͙.͖̱
T̯̰̟̠̫͢ͅh̠̯e͉͎̻̻̘ͅ ̮͖͕̼͇ͅC̪̟͚̮͔̬̘a̫̗r̛͖̞͉͉̫͉̤i҉͙̪̥̙͔b̠b̨̦̖̤͍̼͓ḙá̙͉̮̰̜͖͍n̸̥̰̩̘̹̖ ̢̳̭͎h͚̹ͅi̢v̷̞͉͈̠̤̻̜e͜ͅ-̶̺̠m̛̱̠͔͓͙͇i͕͓̞̩̖̻̗n̢͖̭͕d̳̣̗͓͉̯ ̴o̗͖͉̣͔͕͢f̹͙͠ ̼̭p̺̗̞̙̮̟i̬̦r̴̖͍̝̳̤͉a͎̣͖̝̺̝̭c̢̖̤̥̺̤͎̳y̛͚̞̩͓.͓ ̷̣̼̞ͅͅP̨͍̰̱̫͉ol̮̝̤̦̲l̺̬̻͉ỳ.̬̝͠
̦H͚e̳͈̭̠͈̠̺ ͢w̰͉͇̤͟h͔͢o͔͈̘̝͈̜ ͇̰̜̟͜W̪͖͉̥a҉̺̰i̲̘̩͔͖̹̝t͏͉̮̦͎̩̼̭s̠̮͕̱͇ ̛̯̥̖̯Ụ̡̩̞̮̳ͅn̳̰̻͕̤̳̫d̛̤̪̱̻̳̹͚e̴̬͕̥̖͖r̙̣̭̪̠̖ ̣̟͓̰̘T̘̟͈h͇̰̱͖͕̥e̸͚̜͕̙̯͙̖ ̖͚̲̤ͅB̰̙͈̯̣l̗̺̰͇̜a̷̼ṉ̦̼̯͍k̜͈̙͍̳̯̼e̲̼t̰̗͈͝.
̭͟P̼̣͖̗̘O̝̰͈͙͉̦͢L͍̙̹̩̙̦L҉̹̩̪̦̝̦̯Y͙̳͈̩͎̭̫!̥͕̝̣͜

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[LordSlowpoke]

ii confirmed for cicada

[TamerVirus]

Your lack of Unicode disturbs me