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[TD1]

They know you are their leader.

Lead them to glory, Mastah.

To glory.

[ShadowHammer]

Huh, that's odd... There has been an explosion of missing cats in my neighbourhood...

I am now terrified that Mastahcheese is stealing all the nearby cats to form a feline army to lead to glorious victory against their human oppressors.

[TD1]

Fell deeds awake: Cats and kittens!
Tails will be shaken, eyes be narrowed
A claw day, a milk day, ere the sun rises!

[mastahcheese]

Dear lord, what have I done?

[Worldmaster27]

Mastah. Don't fight it.
Legio Feles has chosen you as their leader.
Embrace the role; do not fail them.
They march at dusk!

In other words, you have another cult. The only difference is that this time it is almost entirely composed of cats.

[TD1]

I begin to think the Reindeer Farm was merely a ruse to hide the Cat Farm, where cats are bred and injected with rabies before being launched at their enemies...

[IronTomato]

I begin to think the Reindeer Farm was merely a ruse to hide the Cat Farm, where cats are bred and injected with rabies before being launched at their enemies...

And by rabies, you mean DogDie, right?

[Worldmaster27]

I begin to think the Reindeer Farm was merely a ruse to hide the Cat Farm, where cats are bred and injected with rabies before being launched at their enemies...

As the "Reindeer" Farm mandate was issued by his wife, I wonder if she's the mastermind behind these cats...

[Orange Wizard]

I, for one, welcome our feline overlords.
ALL HAIL THE CAT ARMY! ALL HAIL THE MASTAH OF CHEESE!

fakeedit: I just realised I'm the guy who gets beaten by the bad guys once and immediately glues his lips to the arse of the next bad guy that rolls around

[TD1]

I've heard of a fad war....

But a fad whore?

Well, you're a first II. The first and last of the Fad Lords!

[KingofstarrySkies]

Fads are for bitches. Engarde, catlord! Nevermind the fact that I love cats, DIE IN FIRE!

[Zaerosz]

Two people were murdered on my street today, and the guy is allegedly hiding out in the part of town where my best friend lives.

[BlackFlyme]

Oh hey, didn't hear you come up behind me and watch me as I'm on my laptop. How long have you been there?

Totally not creepy at all. Totally. And what the hell was that earlier where you were standing outside, watching me from the window? There may not have been any lights on outside at the time, but don't think I didn't see you.

[MaximumZero]

The best defense against that is Dwarf Fortress. Either you play without a tileset, which will get the question, "What are you hacking?" or you play with a tileset, which gets the question, "What's all the red?"

[BlackFlyme]

It'd likely get the same response she usually has to just about every game I play:

How is that even a real game?

I'd imagine that if she knew what actually goes on in the game she would freak out.

Plus it doesn't actually run that well on my laptop.