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Loud Whispers

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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #8010 on: July 03, 2014, 11:07:15 am »

Sounds like a bird
Sounds like a plane
Sounds like metaphorical dicks with wings everywhere.
And we're back to dick one; the primordial dick, from whence all dicks sprang.

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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #8011 on: July 03, 2014, 12:18:06 pm »

Duck. You're spelling it wrong.

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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #8012 on: July 03, 2014, 12:20:06 pm »

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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #8013 on: July 03, 2014, 12:20:38 pm »

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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #8014 on: July 03, 2014, 12:21:37 pm »

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You may need to see a doctor. If that is involuntary it is a serious issue.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #8015 on: July 03, 2014, 06:21:50 pm »

You can destroy your neighbor's lawn and garden for $3 or less by stealth planting some mint and waiting.

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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #8016 on: July 03, 2014, 06:22:56 pm »

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Why mint?

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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #8017 on: July 03, 2014, 06:23:56 pm »

Why your neighbour?
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #8018 on: July 03, 2014, 06:53:12 pm »

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Why mint?

Mint spreads extremely aggressively and is almost impossible to kill.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #8019 on: July 03, 2014, 06:55:32 pm »

Tbh I'm not sure why you'd want to kill mint cloves. I'm not sure why you'd want a lawn in the first place.

What the fuck is the point of a lawn? No flowers, kills bees, wastes gregarious amounts of water, doesn't even look nice e.t.c.

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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #8020 on: July 03, 2014, 06:56:37 pm »

You could have cows.

My parents have a permit for that. Came with the house.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #8021 on: July 03, 2014, 06:58:20 pm »

You could also have blackberries. Delicious blackberries.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #8022 on: July 03, 2014, 07:01:33 pm »

Make a garden. Plant some plants.

Reap horrifically warped carrots. That's what we did at my last house.

Not sure what was up with the soil, but the carrots were disturbing to look at. The rest of the plants were okay.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #8023 on: July 03, 2014, 07:01:57 pm »

Tbh I'm not sure why you'd want to kill mint cloves. I'm not sure why you'd want a lawn in the first place.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mint_tea (easy mode)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mojito (hard mode)

edit: read that wrong, you're right, I'd rather have a mint lawn

thank god for mint tea, who knew it was so easy?

You could also have blackberries. Delicious blackberries.

Blackberries are almost as evil as mint.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #8024 on: July 03, 2014, 07:03:18 pm »

But they're so tasty! And the pie!

Come to the dark side, FFS. We have delicious pie.
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